Today, the girl who rejected me because she said she was a lesbian got Facebook official with another guy. I called her out on her lying and she replied, “Take it as a hint, now get out of my Messenger before I call the zookeeper.” FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, a girl I rejected, who is also a good friend, wrote on Facebook, “I’m never letting a guy get close to me again!” when I finally posted my new girlfriend. I avoided posting her before to avoid hurting her feelings because I knew she was still pining for me. Now I feel like an asshole and I lost a good friend. FML
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, the girl I rejected caught me making out with this girl I like. I told her I was straight in order to avoid hurting her feelings instead of telling her I wasn’t attracted to her because she was obese. She loudly called me out for lying and burst into tears, and ran off making me look bad. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
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TomeDr 25
Although she was rude, think about WHY she was rude and had to lie to you. Were you not taking “no” for an answer? She shouldn’t have to explain why she’s not interested to you or anyone else. Show her some respect and leave her alone.
GoogieWithers 25
She can say no for any reason. Move on. Someone is out there just for you.
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TomeDr 25
Although she was rude, think about WHY she was rude and had to lie to you. Were you not taking “no” for an answer? She shouldn’t have to explain why she’s not interested to you or anyone else. Show her some respect and leave her alone.
copalolita 16
WOW she sounds extremely immature. She lied to you and when you called her out on her shit, she resorted to insulting behavior. You dodged a bullet.
angeleyes0724 10
Sounds to me like SHE dodged a bullet. 99% of the time when a woman does this, it's because someone doesn't know that NO is a whole sentence and you are owed nothing else. Persisting after being told no is basically stalker behavior and would make anyone angry.
easybree 10
he dodged a bullet???? lmao she doesn’t want him!
GoogieWithers 25
She can say no for any reason. Move on. Someone is out there just for you.
d j mom 9
you walked into that one. that was a pretty big hint. now just leave it alone