Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML
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Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML
Today, I thought I had the house all to myself for the weekend, but my annoying in-laws showed up unannounced and ruined my sleep-all-day plans by asking me to help clean out their RV. FML
Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML
Today, I learned that one should not sleep with their roommate's friends, especially the ones that never go home. I spent the whole weekend in my room just to avoid the awkwardness. FML
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Top comments
randomname98 22
Aren't you supposed to share a bed with him? I thought that was one of the reasons to get married.
lulinator 40
Why is it totally on the husband? Maybe she's the one with issues.
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Comments (136)
starlandmarie 22
Were you doing this for space reasons meaning your company would have no bed to sleep in or for appearances so your company wouldn't question your relationship? Some people have trouble sleeping in bed with others, doesn't mean the marriage is a going wrong. All relationships are different.
bleedingglitter 24
Sometimes sleeping alone is nice. I'm pregnant right now and it is most comfortable to me to sleep in the middle of the bed so when my husband crashes on the couch while playing video games I just scoot to the middle. Maybe you should go to some counseling though.
CourtJester27 12
That's way more understandable than this idiot-she needs more details as I why-bad gas? Tosses and turns or what?!
Cebolamole 13
Your life does suck... You sound miserable.
blindkid1790 12
I had a teacher once and her and her husband slept in separate beds because he snores to loud and she was unable to sleep.
marcranger 29
The big question here, OP, is whether your marriage is struggling in some other way. Contrary to what the other commenters would have you believe, there's nothing wrong with not sharing a bed or a room with your spouse...it's not for everyone, and there's no law stating that married people have to sleep together all the time. Some people I know even find that their marriages are stronger because both parties can get a good night's sleep, which they couldn't get if they had to sleep in the same room! If the dread of sleeping with your husband is coming from someplace other than a concern about his/your snoring, bedcover hogging, one of you being a sleep-cuddler while the other is not, etc., you probably have some serious thinking to do about your marriage as it currently stands.
colemarie10 8
Everyone here assuming they have major marriage troubles... What if he just snores really loud? A healthy relationship can survive sleeping in different beds...
mystiedawn 14
I wish I didn't have to share a bed with my husband.
liza1922 7
why are you still married?
abNormal62 23
Why, did you prefer to do so with one of your overnight guests?
punkrockin 9
Im gonna say its time for divorce