Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML
Today, I thought I had the house all to myself for the weekend, but my annoying in-laws showed up unannounced and ruined my sleep-all-day plans by asking me to help clean out their RV. FML
Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML
Today, I learned that one should not sleep with their roommate's friends, especially the ones that never go home. I spent the whole weekend in my room just to avoid the awkwardness. FML
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Top comments
randomname98 22
Aren't you supposed to share a bed with him? I thought that was one of the reasons to get married.
lulinator 40
Why is it totally on the husband? Maybe she's the one with issues.
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Comments (136)
amarie2009 22
You guys need to talk
Expat81_fml 1
I hear divorce bells !
LetMeSleepPlease 23
Not sure if you have sleep issues (like me) or relationship issues. Either way, FYL.
Vesi 30
I've been happily married for over 20 years. hubby and I sleep on different floors. He tends to snore and I cannot sleep well when with another person. Sleeping apart from a partner does not indicate marriage issues. Disappointed about sleeping with him might suggest other issues, though. This definitely needs a follow-up before assuming it's a doomed marriage.
Shade1982 21
A single line without ANY context does make this a rather vague post. And I really don't get why this one was approved in the first place. I've seen far better ones get rejected.
vader557 16
If you don't want to sleep in the same bed, you probably shouldn't be married
KrDizzy 16
Just because you're married, doesn't mean you have to always sleep in the same bed. I can't stand loud snoring. I usually get up and go sleep somewhere else, when the guy starts snoring loudly. If he has a problem with it, he should stop snoring. It's selfish to keep someone from sleep.
elatimir 15
You can't just stop snoring.. Yeez
KrDizzy 16
My mom doesn't sleep in the same bed as her husband sometimes and I don't blame her. He snores so damn loud. Has nothing to do with a troubled marriage. Some people need peaceful sleep.
live_laugh_amber 11
My parents sleep apart.. Maybe they could have the same issue as my parents, one snores and the other is a light sleeper. Thus creating an issue
chad_brokerstein 2
Isn't that supposed to happen
Dimps94 9
Im lost