burnswhenipee
London, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Parkour
Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bellerose, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to get stitches on my nutsack. I didn't know my mom had waxed the bathroom floor, and while I was stepping into the tub to take a shower my feet slipped in different directions. I landed crotch-first on the metal door frame. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
Shone
Grand Forks, Canada
Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Enjoy the weekend!
Today, I was accidently stabbed in the shin with a pen, right before a long weekend. It will need stitches. FML
Lucky me
Weert, The Netherlands
Nature ain't all that great
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
Rebecca
Canada
Driving school dropout
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
Anonymous
So painful
Today, my sister caught me bent over trying to trim my pubic hairs. She took a photo of my spread ass as a joke and scared me so bad, I cut my clitoris. Currently in hospital hopped up on the really good morphine for the excruciating pain. Oh, and the stitches, God, I can't forget the stitches. FML
lalalasmiles06
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Anonymous
Ceska, Czech Republic 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML
Top comments
Dreamsorrow93 24
Apperently not everything is a ***** if you're brave enough.
wakemeupplease 21
Ouch!! that must've been awkward on so many levels!! sucks to be you
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Dreamsorrow93 24
Apperently not everything is a ***** if you're brave enough.
Mightyrif 23
Simple answer, OP wasn't brave enough.
Rkikkas9713 25
Dang, you beat me to it, I was hoping to say that.
Gillett 23
No, OP was brave alright, just too tight. Well, WAS too tight that is, now she just plain ol BUST OPEN!
saba_ajira 29
No, #39. Just no.
lnheritance 19
That's for sure..I'm a man and this made me shudder and cringe for OP..
Denny1988 19
if she didn't attempt to insert the fence she would be brave enough, but since she did get penetrated by the fence, she was brave and stupid
kewpiesuicide 29
I hate that saying. I work in an adult store and know that there is danger in so many objects that people try shoving into themselves.
Timpa70 18
Hahahhhh.. Ow. :(
wakemeupplease 21
Ouch!! that must've been awkward on so many levels!! sucks to be you
logic368 8
I guess you could say... That was a stitchy situation.
AllSoul 23
Why would anyone say that?
nickaa827 13
just stop
username356 14
At least you tried.
stingray112 24
I'm not saying you should kill yourself, but if I were you I would kill myself
samuelreza 9
sounds like you had a banging up
wtffml1979 22
No it doesn't.
Steffi3 40
I don't know why you were climbing a fence, but it sounds like a YDI
hedgedcats 19
Can't really assume it's a YDI until we know the whole story.
Gillett 23
That's something kids of yesteryear used to do either for fun or to get somewhere faster. We didn't have X Boxes or I Pads back then nor did we steal cars to get around. We did this stupid thing called walking! J/K I'm just trying to be an ass, but all that stuff is true though!
Fymlife 14
Congratulations #42, you have successfully been an "ass" now go do something positive!
MaT30123 19
Last year? At first I was confused until I realized you were being an asshole on purpose lol
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Since there is a button where you can vote ydi one of the options so you can actually assume that in this situation.
voltroz 18
guess you won't be having any action for a while... climbing fences or anything vigorous...
AndyPurdy 31
Wait didn't I read an FML about a person who ripped out their stitches while taking a shit? Are you that person by any chance?
pandapox93 7
That's the first thing I thought :)
buckdharma 38
Yes, but that's a whole different story.
Catdragon 40
they're both female and from Ontario Canada so it's plausible
Weiss_Schnee 14
I'm a man but even I cringed.
aubamas 20
that was a happening for the fence