Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML
Today, I thought I had the house all to myself for the weekend, but my annoying in-laws showed up unannounced and ruined my sleep-all-day plans by asking me to help clean out their RV. FML
Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML
Today, I learned that one should not sleep with their roommate's friends, especially the ones that never go home. I spent the whole weekend in my room just to avoid the awkwardness. FML
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randomname98 22
Aren't you supposed to share a bed with him? I thought that was one of the reasons to get married.
lulinator 40
Why is it totally on the husband? Maybe she's the one with issues.
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Comments (136)
re__egade001 2
I am shocked at how many people became upset about the "blaming" they inferred from this comment. And then the rush of people in content marriages who sleep apart. It was valid, but defensive and condescending. But I was the child of parents who slept apart because they didn't love or even like each other. And all they taught us was to suffer through unhappiness, and to never want for more than isolation. I had to learn about family on my own. Some people, maybe OP, just need to get OUT OF YOUR MARRIAGE. It might SAVE your family. Any way, can't we all agree that for what ever reason, this is a real FML? The disappointment, alone. That is the FML.
marthamydear23 9
if you can't even stand to share a bed with him why are you marrued?
Pseudonym 18
You're both doing something wrong if the idea of sharing a bed with your spouse is disappointing or dreaded.