Today, I was asked to crawl through a sunroof because one of my coworkers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sunroof. To laughter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I got locked in a restroom because the doorknob jammed. I had to text my coworker to come and rescue me. He brought half the office with him because, “It was too funny not to see.” FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car while the engine was running. I called roadside assistance, waited 40 minutes, then watched a stranger walk past, point at the unlocked passenger door, and open it for me. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a restauraunt opening up. One manager hypothetically asked me why I should be hired. I said I was more efficient than most. I left to find I'd locked my keys in the car. It took all the managers to help me get my keys out. FML
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Top comments
FirstBornUnicorn 0
You exited the badass way. Who needs doors?
redbluegreen 41
Are you meaning to say that isn't the normal way to get in and out of a car? Man... Life just doesn't feel the same anymore.
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Comments (114)
UrbanAdaption 0
look at your thumb,gee ur dumb!
xelao 0
olpolol. blondes. gotta love em
ZleveL 0
CALIFORNIA... blondes. you gotta **** 'em.
tooGee24 0
lmao wow!! guess u can't get any dumber than that, can u up? haha
tooGee24 0
*op
Jonkbaby 23
I hereby drop all YDI charges since it was for a good deed
rciccone 0
YEA YOU ARE SO D.U.M DUMB ( so dumn u dont deserve the B! ) hahaha
FFML_314 12
The 'n' is not necessary. They didn't deserve that!
Eyou 0
thats dumb i dunno how this got publoshed.. not a fml..
Eyou 0
published*
catsareahmazing 0
Is she a virgin?
fatvader64 5
I honestly would have done the same thing
tweetbaby14 18
well in Katy Perry's "California Gurls" song it never said anything about them being smart. YDI for not thinking "oh look I'm in a car here's the door that I should use to get out."
you_failed 15
hahaha this comment actually made me "LOL" xD
franniedottp 8
You guys, shut up. Not all Californians are dumb. I'm in eighth grade and I'm starting AP Mandarin and AP English tomorrow. So, stop your fingers from tapping on the keyboard if it's a crude, unimportant opinion.
franniedottp 8
You guys, shut up. Not all Californians are dumb. I'm in eighth grade and I'm starting AP Mandarin and AP English tomorrow. So, stop your fingers from tapping on the keyboard if it's a crude, unimportant opinion.
tweetbaby14 18
book smart =/= common sense thanks for proving another point Californian .
samiboy9 0
it's true guys this person sounds serios and mentaly dimented and a tiny bit crazy and can't take a joke
toqwert 0
You should just have taken the car.
armantihernandez 8
Says the person who smokes YDI
mikuxxhatsune 32
This whole thread gives me cancer.
guiltypleasure12 0
totally deserved it
AshCrash_xo 0
There's a button for that.
vix9002 15
NAWWWWW
DaphneLovesDerby 2
lol dumbass! but fyl.
ZleveL 0
so to sum it up, you are an idiot.
PYLrulz 17
dumbass!
Mclovin_95 0
oh haha dumass! :P
FFML_314 12
And now they are all buried in the backyard.
munny_fml 7
god ur an idiot! LOL do u have blonde hair by any chance? hahahahaha
dinorawr1107 4
THAT IS OFFENSIVE YOU Bitch!!! lol nonono jkjk im a blond and i find those jokes quite humorous. lol but your not a bitch :)
kritz0 10
not all blondes a stupid
BelleBelle_fml 11
You're the kind of blonde that gives the rest of us intelligent blondes a bad name and a reason to stereotype us. I'm a natural blonde and my IQ in HS was higher than my teacher's, I made honour roll every quarter, was inducted into the National Honour Society, and graduated with a GPA of 4.0. I'm currently an LVN and working my way up to NP. So not all blondes are stupid. Yhank you and good day.
BelleBelle_fml 11
You're the kind of blonde that gives the rest of us intelligent blondes a bad name and a reason to stereotype us. I'm a natural blonde and my IQ in HS was higher than my teacher's, I made honour roll every quarter, was inducted into the National Honour Society, and graduated with a GPA of 4.0. I'm currently an LVN and working my way up to NP. So not all blondes are stupid. Yhank you and good day.
fruitschinpo 0
yhank ? wow. you really are ******* smart. *sarcasim*
FirstBornUnicorn 0
You exited the badass way. Who needs doors?
Norwegian_Wood 4
Exactly! Way more fun to go through the sunroof. Where's the fun in a /door/? Almost every car has doors.
Dudeitsnuri 0
do u by any chance work at a gas station man
rallets 23
"almost" every car? what kinda cars you be driving? lol
nascar1477 0
by the looks of his picture who knows??? lol
Norwegian_Wood 4
44 - I've seen some people driving 2-door jeep wranglers sans doors, in the summer.
katelynjoy 0
teehee fail(:
Naitras 15
wow u look creepy
evfreak_fml 0
That's not nice at all. She's very pretty.