Today, I had to give an important presentation, so I checked it over one last time before taking a shower and heading out. I found out too late that my brother used that window of opportunity to replace the entire document with the N-word repeating over and over again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I practiced a presentation in the work toilet mirror. When it was time to present, I accidentally repeated my “mirror pep talk” out loud: “You are powerful. You are unstoppable.” My coworkers stared like I was summoning spirits before a spreadsheet. FML
Today, I had a big presentation at work and I was feeling really confident. I'd practiced it over and over and I knew it inside out. But when I got up to speak, I realized I had left my notes at home. I ended up winging it and it was a disaster. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation at work but accidentally spilled water all over my laptop. I tried to dry it off, but it wouldn't turn on. I had to give the presentation awkwardly using my phone and everyone took the piss out of me and my shoddy performance. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Today, my brother stole my hard drive and wiped it. My hard drive had a 10-page school project on it. The project is due tomorrow. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling upbeat and confident I was gonna get the position, until I saw that my main qualification on my resume was being a "real n**ga" and "getting bitches and hoes 24/7." My brother had changed it as a prank. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my older brother thought it would be funny to change the language on my phone to Serbo-Croatian. I don't know how and can't change it back. FML
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Top comments
townyyy7994 14
excuse my language but your brother is a total douchebag
nourHERE 15
This brother is either a teen and extremely immature or a little kid that learned a bad word. Hope your professors will show sympathy OP
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Comments (82)
townyyy7994 14
excuse my language but your brother is a total douchebag
extrasnipes 22
How dare you speak in English. You excusing yourself is not enough.
SocialAmethyst 20
I know right? inexcusable. I think we're going to need the Police to show up. Absolute disgrace.
GreedyGreedo 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
He was probably just trying to make a joke. Yes, it maybe didn't have the best outcome, but you can't really fault him for it
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Nah, 39, you can totally fault him for it. Jokes are meant to be funny, and the repeated usage of a horrible racial slur isn't funny at all. Besides, in what world would that constitute as a joke? I can't imagine that being funny under any circumstances.
will968 15
Grammar police here, someone reported a problem
thatannoyingdude 19
49, in the world of Donald Trump it would (Trump is the real douchebag)
Lalala579121 28
44 - How are you replying to 49 if you're 44? Are you from the future?
thatannoyingdude 19
Ah yes you have discovered me. Now you have altered the timeline, the world is doomed! (BTW I meant 41 haha)
nourHERE 15
This brother is either a teen and extremely immature or a little kid that learned a bad word. Hope your professors will show sympathy OP
Bunnyluver 20
Or a jealous older brother who needs to grow up.
Jared900DUmpling 30
By the looks of OP's nickname i doubt the professor was too forgiving. What a shame, it was clearly a mistake, nobody in their right mind would do that on purpose
fitnessgram 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
When you say N-word, you mean Nigeria, right?
gloire_blanche 6
I thought it was nutmeg.
Hippohighasakite 21
He means ******
Lesbiantrash 8
Funny I thought it was napkin.
AlmightyVoice 13
Haha I though it was NarWhal.
plan_Z 14
You are all wrong. It was NEPTUNE!!!! *dum dum duuuuuuum!*
PePziNL 20
No, it was n*gger. Damn naggers.
VanillaBeanGhost 15
I was thinking op meant nachos!
Lalala579121 28
Nutella.
Nacelle 7
Maybe you nag a lot. Nagger?
rutuu92 14
definitely nuggets
firemuncher 19
whys this being downvoted??? i see nothing wrong with it hes not implying anything bad butthurt people of the internet these days smh :/
johhnn 8
I'm pretty sure they meant NIGGERRRRR
vidapp 1
Did you not save the document on your email? Seems like something someone would do if it was that important.
LostInTheZone11 29
Or a flash drive.
DoomedGemini 38
His username is 'suspended' so I'm guessing they had to give the professor a copy or something..honestly I really hope your brother gets into serious trouble op, this isn't funny.
rydersmomma16 21
0P said he discovered too late, so I would guess he turned it in without noticing the change, and the professor didn't care to hear any "excuses" as to why that word was included. As someone pointed out earlier no one in their right mind would use that in a school essay and not expect to get failed and / or suspended. That professor and (mainly) your brother sounds like jerks. Sorry OP hopefully your parents understand what really happened and you don't get into trouble for getting suspended.
gloire_blanche 6
Is your brother nyan cat?
rydersmomma16 21
What?
RectumRecker 16
You should explain what your brother did. And probably beat him up afterwards or tell your parents.
Elban 20
A beating is definitely in order. Crossface Crippler always worked for me!
awspinks77 7
*JR in the background* OH MY GAWD OH MY GAWD RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!!!
Cathrin 26
Right click-->Properties-->Previous Versions, though judging by your username it's too late. Hope your brother is properly punished and your professor/boss(you didn't specify what the presentation was for) will come to understand what happened.
GlobalxConcepts 12
will hitting ctrl-Z bring the document before your brother messed up your document help OP?
MidnaLink 35
That depends on how many undos the program is set for. I try to keep mine at an arbitrarily high number.
weveallbeenthere 30
wow, is your brother 12 years old. hopefully you still had a job after.
EvilLittleMan 23
Your brother deserves a brutal ass kicking of the highest order and magnitude. No excuse for that crap.