Today, at a staff meeting, our boss sighed and asked why I'm always in the meetings instead of my co-worker. I reminded him that it's because I'm the department supervisor, not my co-worker. He wouldn't believe me until he saw it for himself in our personnel files. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to a colleague at a meeting, and I told him about my promotion and how the position was created specifically for me. I forgot that the guy works in HR, and he started questioning me about how the division was able to create the position, and said that he will need to look at it. FML
Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML
Today, I was told by my manager to make sure the supervisor on shift does his job. Last month I was told I couldn't be a supervisor. Apparently I can supervise someone who earns more than I do though. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, at work, I was standing around, doing nothing. When my coworker pointed this out, I laughed and said, "It's okay, I'm training for a supervisor position!" Guess who was standing right behind me. FML
Today, my idiot of a boss yelled at me because it's physically impossible for me to be in two places at the same time, and that I'm not a magician. He didn't understand that. FML
Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML
Today, my slacker co-worker accused me of stealing because I got more hours than him. I was called into the manager's office and interrogated. They believed him, and sent me home for the day. I guess it pays off being the boss's kid. FML
Today, my boss gave me a lecture accompanied with a formal warning because I failed to take notes during a client meeting. I was never at this client meeting, in fact, I had a call with another client at the same time. Regardless, he insists I was there and refuses to listen to reason. FML
Today, I had an hour-long meeting with my manager where she informed me the reason I had not been promoted is because she felt that people would not like to work for me, because I would, "make them do their job." FML
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Top comments
brianlarkin 7
Your boss is either disorganized, has a bad memory or is just an idiot
lonkite101 14
Looks like you're gonna get far with your company.
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Comments (41)
magicman13 9
Be more likeable
J215B 33
More like memorable
J3R3MYY 14
Just don't be a kiss ass brown nosing employee, we don't like your kind around here.
unjustlychicken 10
well we dont like your eyebrows either
FitForFun 11
I don't think he should be more like able, he should ride under the radar and work his butt off to take the bosses job, cause they can't stop what they don't see coming.
NinjaDitto623 14
#33, We don't like your kind on FML.
thefastnfuryass 14
More like who put this guy in charge of the company if he doesn't know who the supervisors are under him.
lonkite101 14
Looks like you're gonna get far with your company.
drumguy218 11
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
chabelo 10
act like a boss!
Rallred32 20
Yeah, and ask Sandra out!
brianlarkin 7
Your boss is either disorganized, has a bad memory or is just an idiot
LeFrogDog 27
@5, the boss might be all three.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Or OP is just really forgettable
inner_peace 19
Or all of the above
drumguy218 11
your boss probably think your co worker is hot (is shes a woman)
Axipiter 24
Your logic is impeccable.
Lanker 17
#14 so is his grammar.
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
I was thinking the colleague is probably a penis owner and the supervisor isn't, since they're often considered essential for the task of supervision.
ThomasBombadil 31
Bummer.
extrasnipes 22
Buddy be honest it's a rare moment the boss knows what you do or even your name in companies
Izabushel 65
Does your coworker have nicer legs or something?
Rallred32 20
OP, is a guy, so hopefully yes, unless OPs coworker is a guy too.
dawood_k 27
Maybe you did something... Watch your back!!!