Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML
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Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss's daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my boss was quiet-firing me on purpose. Apparently, his daughter who works at this same company is pregnant now and needs a promotion. I have a Master’s and have been here for 9 years. She dropped out of college because it was “too hard” and the other day she put a metal spoon in the microwave. FML
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TCRII 30
He’ll hire you back, pay you less, make you work more and treat you like the guy who got his daughter pregnant.
RichardPencil 32
My guess is re-hire you now that you'll be his son-in-law. Of course, you're going to marry the girl and be a good father for your baby, right? Choose a nice day for a White Wedding. It'll be a nice day to...start again!
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RichardPencil 32
My guess is re-hire you now that you'll be his son-in-law. Of course, you're going to marry the girl and be a good father for your baby, right? Choose a nice day for a White Wedding. It'll be a nice day to...start again!
TCRII 30
He’ll hire you back, pay you less, make you work more and treat you like the guy who got his daughter pregnant.
jbuckets_404 39
Um, fire you, again???
DrSamba 7
The good news is he can't fire you again.
zoelog 10
well he's not your boss anymore so not much he can do.
WeirdUS 30
Bad idea sleeping with your bosses daughter. Dating a coworker doesn't normally go well dating your bosses daughter is insane getting her pregnant is suicidal
mas12806 24
Unless you didn’t know your girlfriend was your boss’s daughter, you didn’t think through the possible consequences. At the same time, you don’t control who you fall in love with. Good luck with this
WeirdUS 30
You can to an extent if it costs you your lively hood or will put you in a dangerous situation you have to have sense not to do it. I can't help it is a cop out for having responsibility. Who you like is directly related to who/ and how much time you spend time with them.
smartjaguargurl 17
I think it’s more you can’t help who you catch feelings for but you can control whether or not you act on those feelings.
bl3ur0z3 17
Hopefully give you your job back and a promotion so you can provide for his grandchild.
Crash1976 5
He's gonna kill you. Just take that as YDI. You can't get any more fired, but you can die. RIP OP.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
heres a thought...**** him doesn't matter what he says about it