Anonymous
**** my shit up
Today, I got a haircut and it was messed up for the fifth time in a row. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML
ruhrohraggy
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
lukey101
Brisbane, Australia
Sort yourself out
Today, a colleague texted me to say that I needed a haircut. Today was also the first day I attempted to ‘do’ my hair in about 5 years. Clearly, I shouldn’t have bothered. FML
Anonymous
Hatchet job
Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML
Craig
Canada
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Jeremy89
Not the barber on Penny Lane, then
Today, I told my barber, “You cut my hair perfectly this time!” He frowned and said, “This is the first time I’ve cut your hair. Who’s been screwing it up for you?” It’s been him, for the last two years. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Anonymous
Canada
**** my shit up
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Anonymous
Bricked up
Today, I got a haircut that makes me look like a Lego minifigure. FML
Top comments
Chazzster 32
Learn to describe exactly how you want your hair done. Don’t just say something like “make it pretty” or “I want to try something different.” If necessary look for pictures that show what you want and show those - But be aware that differences in your hair or face may cause a different impression than the picture. Once I learned to describe exactly how I wanted my hair done, I very rarely had a “bad haircut”. I’m a guy, but the same ought to apply to anyone.
RichardPencil 32
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, how dumb can you be? Fool me quadrice, are you even trying? Fool me quince, c'mon, man!!! I can't keep making up ordinal adverbs. The next one would be sexice and that's bullshit.
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Chazzster 32
Learn to describe exactly how you want your hair done. Don’t just say something like “make it pretty” or “I want to try something different.” If necessary look for pictures that show what you want and show those - But be aware that differences in your hair or face may cause a different impression than the picture. Once I learned to describe exactly how I wanted my hair done, I very rarely had a “bad haircut”. I’m a guy, but the same ought to apply to anyone.
RichardPencil 32
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, how dumb can you be? Fool me quadrice, are you even trying? Fool me quince, c'mon, man!!! I can't keep making up ordinal adverbs. The next one would be sexice and that's bullshit.
clovericous 27
Maybe, don't go back to them...
D J's MOM 17
time to do some research. ask some friends and co workers where they got theirs done.
LSMVAT 6
Either Shave your head, burn your hair off, wear a hat or maybe just maybe try a new barber….. I dunno though I’d try burning it first. Be sure to update us with your progress though
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Time to find a new hairstylist.