Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML
Today, my coworker spilled sticky fruit glaze all over my cake display cake and left it overnight uncleaned. The same display case I spent 2 hours cleaning the day before. FML
Today, at work, a customer cried because the cake I made her was not "exactly" the same as the display. I'm the one who made the display and it was the same but the display cake had faded a bit, since it had been there for a month. I'd mentioned this to the customer when she placed the order. FML
Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML
Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML
Today, my boss brought us some small cakes from a recent trip to China. I opened mine and noticed a little foil packet wrapped with the cake, so I thought it was a powdered topping. I had a couple of bites before my coworker told me it was actually a desiccant to keep the cakes fresh. FML
Today, I was at the bakery I work at. A man came in to pick up a cake he said he ordered, but we could find neither the cake nor the order form. He yelled at me about being 'incompetent' before remembering that he had ordered the cake from a different bakery. FML
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML
Today, while picking up a birthday cake, I was screamed at by an upset woman for getting special attention from the bakers, and that I was nothing more than an attention-hogging slut. The bakers are my co-workers and I was picking my cake up on my day off. FML
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Top comments
Flaptrap 8
Please tell me you told him yes.
cakefete2 31
There's even a process that allows you to add hair extensions to the raspberries for a richer full bodied look.
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Comments (72)
Flaptrap 8
Please tell me you told him yes.
JocelynKaulitz 28
But of course! It's common sense!
cakefete2 31
There's even a process that allows you to add hair extensions to the raspberries for a richer full bodied look.
ItsFeztho 13
Its a lot like glitter glue, but its called hairy glue
ohSNAPyall 27
They do the same thing with the peaches.
TheSwegMaster69 11
And coconuts.
noah_1234 24
who knew some people lile hair on their fruits
Ichiya 29
Op gets $5 per raspberry they make hairy.
viva_la_blondes 15
That's not really an FML that's just one stupid question from a customer....
jgwyh 18
Classic Murica comment.
badluckalex 23
Contrary to your belief, stupidity is global.
thefmlman2011 37
#3 aussie, aussie, aussie!
Queensland 27
Oh shut up all of you, country bashing does nothing. We're all friends here! 27, oi oi oi !!
Insertnamesz 3
#25 SHOTS FIRED OOOOH hehe :P
Smurphs00 10
Damn... You beat me to it!
Tomato_Cheese 22
Aussies wouldn't do that, Americans wouldn't, Aussies would chuck it on the barbie to get the hairs nice and crisp, then eat them. Americans would shoot the raspberry.
Sandsh8rk 36
Grab the nearest baguette and whack him on the head with it.
viva_la_blondes 15
Hey why did my #2 comment get erased?): that's very mean FML team. Very mean indeed.
woainishamu 21
Yes! We use eatable mini glue dots. -_-
TiiBags 15
*edible
woainishamu 21
Wow I totally ****** that one up! Haha thanks
TiiBags 15
No problem :P
marcus369 9
i find it funny that #10 got 60 likes just for a correction
shingshangshawn 12
I find it funny that you've STILL. got NONE for trying to be a "like" *****. Jealous much?
LegalLoitering 12
It seems your jimmies have been rustled, 61.
maxisjawesome 9
You should have told the customer that the raspberries are the balls of a fruit monster.
cakefete2 31
Come on now, no need to get "teste".
dDailydDosage 8
You don't even know how true that statement is. Fruit and flowers are the reproductive organs of their plants :x
PiinkVanilla 15
"Raspberries don't actually have hair on them. It's just my pubic hair. :)"
JMichael 26
That's just nasy..
cinskeep43 15
nasy...
Daniel589 7
Nasty*?
imbackwiththeshi 9
But naked nasty or nah?
PerditaDessa 38
I'd have looked at him with a panicked expression and said, "Hairs? Oh no, not again!" as I ran into back. Sending someone else out to apologize and deal with him.
orbit 22
There need to be more people like you in the world
abattior 18
wow he's that stupid :O