Today, I got an allergic reaction to Nair. It was so bad I had to have my girlfriend take me to the hospital at 2am. Where was the allergic reaction? On my nuts. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I decided to be safe and tested a small dime-sized amount of Nair on my inner arm before using it. I didn't react badly. But as soon as it was washed off from my down-there hair I sure as hell reacted, with small bumpy red dots that look like an STD. FML
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Today, I found out I'm allergic to my wife's new medicated handcream after I came down with a nasty, itchy rash on my chest, stomach, cock, and balls. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room for severe facial rashes. My boyfriend and I then found out I'm allergic to seminal fluid. FML
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Anonnamus 0
Have you ever heard the saying, "Hair on your pair? Use Nair!"? Neither have I.
pandemic_fml 0
Nair is not for your junk, OP! Directions: Read them.
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Comments (194)
elizacandle 29
That'll teach you. clearly states that it's not for genital area.
krapcissaruj 13
That stuff sucks.
imhope 23
Wow. FYL
CoriCat 25
It says specifically on the bottle to not use it on your genitals. YDI for not being intelligent enough to follow directions.
TsarKeith12 9
I've used it similarly before multiple times Directions: /sometimes they're just there to cover the company's ass if something unfortunate happens/
kolby12309 26
That sucks op. I just got surgery down there, and I know how much it can hurt.
Kielnmsoftly 26
Directions not clear, put Nair on dick.
magickiss87 22
Always, always, always do the skin test first! Especially if the product it's going to be used somewhere which had delicate and easily irritated skin! Better luck next time, Op!
radiocaf 29
I can assure you, that wasn't an allergic reaction. That's what Nair does to balls, and that's also why the instructions specifies not to use it down there.
lucasj2345 7
I guess you won't do that again. owwww