Today, I got a yeast infection, caused by the antibiotics for my UTI. I got the UTI after having sex for the first time in a year. A couple of minutes of sex have ruined my health. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm in the same city as my boyfriend for the first time in two months. My body apparently did not like the idea of me having sex again, as I promptly got a UTI and then the week-long breakthrough bleeding that antibiotics often cause me. The same thing happened the week before he had to move, too. FML
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Today, a few days after I let my boyfriend introduce food into our sex life and we used melted chocolate, I've now got a UTI. I’ve never had a UTI before in my life, so I’m blaming him for the fact it feels like I’m peeing needles dipped in acid. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me while I was at work. She did so by telling me she has a yeast infection. FML
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itsnicole96 15
"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die."- Coach Carr
TheGolfGTI 24
Was the sex at yeast good?
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Comments (85)
VivaB 9
Way worse things could have happened, it's not that bad, all treatable
Squygm 7
Every single time you take an antibiotic, you need to be taking a strong course of acidophilus. They restore the vaginal and intestinal bacteria that gets killed by the antibiotic, the same bacteria that balances yeast growth. You can find them at any grocery/health food store. It'll also prevent diarrhea cause by antibiotics.
cek727 16
but you're not pregnant, so you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Okamichu 21
If you both wash yourselves before sex and you go pee afterwards you can avoid this :)
doubleofuck 20
Hopefully the sex was worth it?
captainsmegma 12
I thought I smelt bread baking.
vikky538 29
no pleasure only pain..in your case...
SailorSolaris 43
Activia yogurt will help. Trust me, I used that to get rid of trechomaniasis!
roxy_2300 9
Been there shit sucks!
k8Pluss 8
To prevent UTIs, pee after sex and clean yourself up after. That will help. Also eat yogurt when taking antibiotics. It'll help prevent getting a yeast infection.