Today, I got a yeast infection, caused by the antibiotics for my UTI. I got the UTI after having sex for the first time in a year. A couple of minutes of sex have ruined my health. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm in the same city as my boyfriend for the first time in two months. My body apparently did not like the idea of me having sex again, as I promptly got a UTI and then the week-long breakthrough bleeding that antibiotics often cause me. The same thing happened the week before he had to move, too. FML
Today, I woke up with a horrible UTI after having sex with my fiance the night before. I went to an urgent care to get antibiotics as my primary was closed. Turns out, I'm allergic to condom lubricant. Now every time I pee, it not only burns, but smells like a nasty condom. FML
Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection. The infection made me have to pee constantly. Now the antibiotics I'm taking for it are giving me the shits instead. FML
Today, I finally had sex after a year-long dry spell. It caused an ovarian cyst to rupture and ended up with me in the ER. I'm afraid to ever have sex again. FML
Today, a few days after I let my boyfriend introduce food into our sex life and we used melted chocolate, I've now got a UTI. I’ve never had a UTI before in my life, so I’m blaming him for the fact it feels like I’m peeing needles dipped in acid. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me while I was at work. She did so by telling me she has a yeast infection. FML
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Top comments
itsnicole96 15
"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die."- Coach Carr
TheGolfGTI 24
Was the sex at yeast good?
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Comments (85)
milkman18 16
Whoa.... Dang I'm sorry OP
sullivankeara 25
Ouch.
cassi2525 5
Used to happen to me all the time. Long distance relationship...we'd spend so much time apart that our weekends together would shock my system and I'd get a UTI. I'd spend most of our time apart recovering from our time together. Fortunately, we live together now and I have no more issues.
faircloe 3
go pee right after you have sex EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I've done this for about a year and I've yet to get another infection. I'm not saying its a cure but it definitely helps prevent UTIs
lachicadecafe 12
OMG! Grow up! A yeast infection does not mean your health is ruined. What a baby!
lachicadecafe 12
Your health is not ruined. You're just a baby.
shfs2010 4
Having sex without a conform. That'll hurt your health real quick.
Steffi 26
When people get UTI's from sex they are usually caused by friction, not by a lack of a condom.
Jinxsie 27
Someone obviously missed health class...
mosquito19 14
no, you got UTI because of dirty ****.
LadyKayDee 23
has*
kelseysking 26
It can go either way
Aimeejasmine 15
All that for just a couple of minutes