Today, I got a yeast infection, caused by the antibiotics for my UTI. I got the UTI after having sex for the first time in a year. A couple of minutes of sex have ruined my health. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm in the same city as my boyfriend for the first time in two months. My body apparently did not like the idea of me having sex again, as I promptly got a UTI and then the week-long breakthrough bleeding that antibiotics often cause me. The same thing happened the week before he had to move, too. FML
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Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me while I was at work. She did so by telling me she has a yeast infection. FML
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itsnicole96 15
"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die."- Coach Carr
TheGolfGTI 24
Was the sex at yeast good?
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Comments (85)
mrs_premadonna 11
Ha, at least it didn't turn into a kidney infection...
AnonPotato 16
There is something called the condom.
cocacola999 27
You can easily get a UTI with a condom.
Miss_Moody23 19
A UTI or thrush cannot be transmitted sexually. Sex can be the cause of both - especually if the pair have done anal then vaginal and not changed the condom or washed themselves off.
Jinxsie 27
Nice try though, Potato.
cindybuzz 5
Thrush certainly can be transmitted sexually, as can some UTI's (cystitis for instance). But you can get a UTI from sex even using a condom - it's not the same as a STI/STD.
MurielWeathers 9
I get Diflucan every time I get an antibiotic.
kewpiesuicide 29
Not sure why this was voted down, it's really common to prevent yeast infections when taking antibiotics.
MidnaLink 35
"When a woman first starts having sex, she's more likely to get a urinary tract infection. She's most at risk the first time she has sex with a new partner. Frequent sex increases the risk of developing a UTI, too, as does having more sex partners". http://www.everydayhealth.com/urinary-tract-infections/the-link-between-utis-and-sex.aspx
tatertotx3 16
This sounds like it could be a deleted scene from the movie 'Juno', nevertheless that had to hurt. You should drink up more on water and cranberry juice for the UTI and eat more organic good for the yeast infection before you get back in the saddle again. Feel better!
sgardner10682 4
always order an antifungal with certain antibiotics. that's happened to me twice. well the medication reaction....
giggetirl 1
Get well soon! hope it was worth it at least :)
cccommiserate 2
Take cranberry pills to prevent another UTI. They have way less sugar and are much stronger than cranberry juice.
lachicadecafe 12
OMG! Your health is not ruined. Grow up and stop being so dramatic. A yeast infection is no big deal.
ThatAmericanGirl 5
*has
ninjakitty254 23
No, it's *have.