Today, I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection. The infection made me have to pee constantly. Now the antibiotics I'm taking for it are giving me the shits instead. FML
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katydid91 31
Try eating some plain yogurt. It will help restore healthy gut flora killed by the antibiotics and help reduce yeast overgrowth. Feel better soon!
UNfml1979 4
Tissue paper to toilet paper. Graduated!
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Comments (13)
UNfml1979 4
Tissue paper to toilet paper. Graduated!
ThatOnePolarBear 13
I feel you; I'm currently taking an antibiotic for a nasal infection and it's not fun.
katydid91 31
Try eating some plain yogurt. It will help restore healthy gut flora killed by the antibiotics and help reduce yeast overgrowth. Feel better soon!
azouwa 26
I was thinking along the same lines. c diff... it tastes worse than it smells!!!
pablocrimson115 2
Well, at least you get to choose from endless ***** to constant piss! A choice not many have.
RichardPencil 32
Let your doctor know right away that the antibiotic is giving you diarrhea. You're killing your gut flora and it will take you months to recover.
Lazy34 7
A shitty situation that leaves you pissed off
deathtojarjar 7
I think I would rather have a messed up bowel for a little while instead of a raging uti. Those things don't just make you go a lot, they hurt like a bitch!
Sparx1_1 16
yogurt with every meal or probiotics if you have lactose issues will take care of that.
mick3446 15
You have to be ******** me, another UTI FML?
iateapenguin 27
When I got a UTI, the antibiotics I took caused me to have tonsillitis and a tooth infection at the same time >_<