Today, I got a yeast infection, caused by the antibiotics for my UTI. I got the UTI after having sex for the first time in a year. A couple of minutes of sex have ruined my health. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm in the same city as my boyfriend for the first time in two months. My body apparently did not like the idea of me having sex again, as I promptly got a UTI and then the week-long breakthrough bleeding that antibiotics often cause me. The same thing happened the week before he had to move, too. FML
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Today, a few days after I let my boyfriend introduce food into our sex life and we used melted chocolate, I've now got a UTI. I’ve never had a UTI before in my life, so I’m blaming him for the fact it feels like I’m peeing needles dipped in acid. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me while I was at work. She did so by telling me she has a yeast infection. FML
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Top comments
itsnicole96 15
"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die."- Coach Carr
TheGolfGTI 24
Was the sex at yeast good?
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Comments (85)
nandybear 19
How did you get a UTI from sex? They're not sexually transmitted. The sex is unrelated to your health problems.
limabeans101029 21
Sex can cause bacteria to get pushed into the urethra so, yes, UTIs can be caused by having sex.
_mittlieder_ 18
I can't be the only one wondering, what's a UTI?
limabeans101029 21
A urinary tract infection
KazersGamers 16
Just remember that the average act of intercourse is about 7 minutes among men and women without any prior ailments.
ashtonenriquez 4
Your life sucks as much as you do.! Lol
dispwned 8
Why didn't your doctor prescribe a yeast infection medication/ointment as a precaution? My doctors have always done that if there was a chance of a yeast infection from an antibiotic.
sarah2424 2
I got a yeast infection from the antibiotics I was on for a throat infection. I feel your pain. They suck
tamesenicole 27
A few seconds minutes always do. That's why you use condoms
limabeans101029 21
Condoms have nothing to do with this. You can easily get UTIs and yeast infections even if you use a condom.
Nekro13 8
Hang in there, OP. I had what I thought was a yeast infection but ended up being bacterial vaginosis. The antibiotics I took for that now seem to have given me a yeast infection. My boyfriend is convinced me "getting all these infections" means I must be cheating on him, even though doctors aren't really sure what causes either condition and even virgins can get them. It's getting hard to keep being understanding instead of getting mad at being accused of something I didn't do...
theRoyalWife 11
I got a staph infection, and I was put on antibiotics. I had an allergic reaction to one of them and broke out in hives. The antibiotic I switched to because of the hives gave me a yeast infection. I had to get another antibiotic for that...
LyricaSilvan 30
That's rough, OP. Though saying it "ruined" your health is a bit much; at least UTIs are usually treatable. Yours must be, if you have medication for it. Chin up. You'll be all right.