Anonymous
United States
Losing my mind
Today, I checked my jacket pocket for my smartphone, all while still holding my smartphone. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Warren, United States
I'll call you!
Today, my smartphone fell out of my cargo shorts pocket onto the floor of my friend's car. I didn't even notice until he drove me home, where I noticed that the pocket was empty. FML
Phill
United States
Losing my mind
Today, I spent an hour looking for my wallet before leaving for work. I checked my jacket, bag, kitchen counter, and even the fridge for some reason. I finally gave up and took my spare card. At lunchtime, I reached into my coat pocket and found the wallet. I'd been wearing the coat the entire morning. FML
Chelz
Swansea, United Kingdom
My brain
Today, I spent a few seconds looking for my phone before realizing I'd been holding it the entire time. I laughed, put it down, and went back to what I was doing. Ten minutes later, I started looking for it again. FML
surfer
New York, United States
Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML
Fish
Today, following the advice of not putting my wallet in my back pocket, I put my wallet in my jacket's chest pocket. I lost my jacket. FML
anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Anonymous
Macon, United States
Out of pocket
Today, I was running late for work and threw on the first pair of pants I could find. Halfway through the day, I realized the pants didn’t have pockets, but it was too late. I had to carry my phone, keys, wallet, and coffee mug in my hands like some sort of deranged juggler every time I moved. FML
Slow brain day
United States
On the fritz
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Anonymous
Ashburn, United States
Occasional criminal
Today, I put my travel cup of coffee on the shelf behind me while getting a haircut. When I left, I picked up my coffee and cell phone. A block later, the barber had chased me down to get his cell phone back. Yep, I had two phones in my pocket. FML
Kris
United States
Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML
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FluffythePink 24
We've all had that blank brain moment and anyone who denies it is lying. I'm prone to trying to put the kettle in the fridge and milk on to boil if I attempt morning tea without waking up properly first. Just proves you're as human as the next.
UsernameNotFound404 21
Where are my glasses? Asking myself while I have them on my nose. Same thing
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FluffythePink 24
We've all had that blank brain moment and anyone who denies it is lying. I'm prone to trying to put the kettle in the fridge and milk on to boil if I attempt morning tea without waking up properly first. Just proves you're as human as the next.
UsernameNotFound404 21
Where are my glasses? Asking myself while I have them on my nose. Same thing