Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year-old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML
Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML
Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him overpriced candy at the airport that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase. The interrogation was not pleasant. FML
Today, I missed my flight because I was stopped by airport security. They found "small, suspicious, spherical objects" in my purse on the X-ray. After pulling me out of line, taking my purse aside and carefully opening it with tongs, they removed the bag of grapes I had packed as a snack. FML
Today, after visiting my mom, she stuffed a bunch of pads in my backpack so I'd have some at my dorm. When I was going through security, I was stopped and ended up missing my flight. Apparently the jumbo pads my mom sent look exactly like packs of cocaine when they go through the X-ray machine. FML
Today, I picked up my 5 year-old son for Christmas break. We were on the way to the airport, talking about Santa and what we were going to do over the break when my fiancée called to tell me that she had been exposed to Covid-19. I took him home to his mom's and missed my flight. FML
Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML
Today, my mom and I went to catch our flight to Jamaica. She ended up being detained and questioned, because she packed hairspray, shampoo, drinks, basically half the shit you're not allowed to have in your luggage. We missed our flight. FML
Today, I was picking up my 10 year-old step-son from the airport. He began screaming and crying saying that I wasn't his father. I ended up sitting in a holding room because the security guards thought I was kidnapping him. My wife thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML
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Top comments
AK 2
It sucks when kids do stuff like that, but they really don't know any better. Best is to tell them that they've done wrong, and hope that they won't do it again.
TigressUK 0
Hope you got compensation or put on another flight for free :/
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Comments (167)
FreddyLunch 0
Pwnd.
KiSsKiZzy 0
What does pwnd mean??
harryman04 0
140: your a dumfuck
NoWayLady 13
lmao go tell ur kid to keep the **** out of the big bros room and ydi for letting ur kid have a gun
scvcwcheer 0
it's a made up word. people use it to be "cool"
Aadavis94 25
You are an idiot
david66_fml 20
I kinda think op deserves it. If your kid can get to his older brother BB gun that doesn't seem safe at all. You're lucky all he did was put it in your bag
TigressUK 0
Hope you got compensation or put on another flight for free :/
AK 2
It sucks when kids do stuff like that, but they really don't know any better. Best is to tell them that they've done wrong, and hope that they won't do it again.
LeibnizRules 0
YDI. Your 5-year-old son should not have access to a BB gun.
numbers878 8
it's his older brother BB gun
unicorn_of_death 8
Fail
Safko 0
That's sweet.
Rain_fml 0
Awwh D:
hahayou12345 0
Oh my that sucks.
plethora 3
I'm with #4. WHY is your five-year-old kid able to get hold of a BB gun?
666midnight 0
Aww thats kinda cute but annoying at the same time, least you know your son cares about you =)
24788 7
You should keep your bb gun hidden. I was shot point blank in the face from a bb gun and lost a tooth. The kid who shot me was 15 or 16 years old at the time and shouldn't have had access to a bb gun. You should keep all guns in a safe area.
krad204 21
I was shot in the hand from a 600 fps bb gun at point blank range, let's just say that kid is now missing a nut from his own bb gun.
badwolf504 15
Are you joking? I'm 15 and use actual guns on a regular basis. A 15 to 16 would be perfectly fine with a BB gun.
Tenebris1 2
My first real gun was a .22. I got it when I was 13, I was taught gun safety and responsibility from an early age, because a large number of my family members hunted