Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
Today, while at work in the service department of a car dealership, I sat in the driver seat of an old man's car to get the mileage. He'd just pissed in the seat. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML
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Doortje 30
Exactly how much younger was this brother? :|
PurpleSleep 0
Well, one does not have to be Indiana Jones to enjoy the pleasure of a golden shower.
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Comments (44)
XxzombiegirlxX 3
you should have hit him with a belt to teach him a lesson.
DocBastard 40
That's when you reach your arm back, swing wildly a few times, and yell, "Don't make me come back there!"
Selena_is_back 7
Haha mental picture. :D
fakeaccountX 6
You ever go on buses in your life? It probably already has.
Xythenol 6
If your friend's little brother was like 3 or 4, that's a cute reaction xD FYL OP, but that's what happens when you have a friend who doesn't warn you about those kinda things.
Arschloch04 0
Sounds like urine need of another pair of pants.
shfmnx 0
Win.
maria12_fml 0
This isn't bad for you, if I were you I'd be laughing, now you get to watch your friend clean up piss;)
SophieH14 2
yummy
magicstar 0
why didn't notice the smell or that the seat is wet if they weren't leather seats ya shoulda noticed a huge stain
StrawberryShortC_fml 0
Lmaooooo that's hilarious :D
mandypandypants 4
ydi for not noticing you sat in a piss soaked seat.