Today, I found out that in conclusion to working five nights in a row, I'm scheduled to work the night shift on Valentine's day with my ex-boyfriend. FML
gingerleigh tells us more.
it's not a full time job. It's my 2nd job. I'm also in school. I'm not working all 5 nights with him, just 2 including the last, but it's still going to be extreme an extreme over load of work.
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docscientist 10
Can't spell sex without ex.
Doortje 30
Maybe Cupid will come along and things will work out great. Or you end up having sex for memories' sake. Or it's just going to be awkward. Who knows?! Only one way to find out. Or, since it's only Valentine's Day in two weeks, you could ask a co-worker to switch shifts? I'd pick a single one if I were you ;)
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wuhangdilly 0
first
Takador 3
Oh Valentines Day, what a dreadfull day!
BlackOpsPWNR 0
it's a sign....
z620 0
get sum?
krazygirl100 9
your chance to get back together
Mpsteve13 7
ydi for having a job
Doortje 30
Maybe Cupid will come along and things will work out great. Or you end up having sex for memories' sake. Or it's just going to be awkward. Who knows?! Only one way to find out. Or, since it's only Valentine's Day in two weeks, you could ask a co-worker to switch shifts? I'd pick a single one if I were you ;)
UpsidedownKayak 9
Sex, sex, sex, is that all you think about? Stop thinking with your flower penis!
Doortje 30
It is; I'm a nymphomaniac. How did you think I perfected my pornographic gaze?!
UpsidedownKayak 9
I don't know how you perfected it but it was magical and I want some more, even though I feel like a squeezed purple chipmunk. I think I am developing an addiction but they don't have Pornographic gazers Anonymous. I am so screwed.
SexiiForever 0
I agree you life is fu*cked!
macskapingvin 0
Like ghosts and stuff, right?
experience333 0
look like sexy tiem to me
mycookiezz 0
Like parties... In people's pants...
LightningLadyy 0
The Hash Slinging Slasher.... O.o Edit: this is a reply to #2. It messed up. Real shocker.
perdix 31
If he dumped you, then maybe it's your chance to get him back (even if it's just for a night of pity sex.) On the other hand, if you dumped him, then this could be your chance to admit you were wrong about him and bring him back into your life. In any case, Valentine's Day is a money-making scam of the greeting card, chocolate, jewelry and flower industries! You should treat your lover special every day, and if you only make the effort a few times a year, prepare to be taken for granted, neglected, dumped and/or cheated on.
docscientist 10
Can't spell sex without ex.
purplestar16 0
oh dude that sux !!!!! your right FYL!!