Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, my boiler packed up on me just as the weather has turned cold, with no money to have it fixed. Hello to a week of freezing cold showers. FML
Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
Today, after repairing the toilet, the light, the shower, the cooker and the heater in the flat I've just moved into, my boiler dies. It's mid December, about 1 degree outside. FML
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
Today, I finally got my wish of having snow on my birthday. Excited, I failed to realise this meant that no one could come to my party, including myself as we were all snowed out of town. What did I spend my 18th doing? Tidying our house. FML
Today, after getting up at 6 a.m., fighting with the dogs to wipe their paws off from the snow, and having to wait for a moving truck to move so I could get to work by 8, I got a call from my boss saying we were closed due to weather. It was 8:15. I was already there. FML
Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML
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77taylah33 0
not working, in bed all day, and all rugged up sounds like a good day to me=)
rave_noises 0
Go impose on friend with a warm fireplace and a mountain of hot chocolate
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Comments (115)
papaya_master 4
why don't you just seek refuge at a friend's house until your boiler is fixed? -.-"
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Go somewhere that's heated like a library or a movie. (25F and overcast here. No snow.)
beccaletmesign 0
there is so much snow..
xVictoriaDreamz 0
how is this a fml? maybe a FmD(F my day) but life?-_-
camjgog_88 0
fml? your day sounds wonderful. stop being a dick. I'm guessing that had you gone to work, we'd be reading an FML about your snowy travels, huh? suck it up.
Zmeilerr 22
Spending the day in bed? Do something productive!
slickrasta 1
What's the temp? if it's anything below -30 celcius your a pussy!
thisisafamily 0
Sounds like a good time
Hump_Zilla 0
quit your bitching...I haven't had heat, AC, or hot water in 5 years cause of electrical problems I can't afford to fix...you learn to live with it
yusaku02 20
OP is lying. I live in London right now and there was 1 inch of snow on the ground this morning, nowhere near a foot. Things like school/work/etc were cancelled but that's just because London is horribly unprepared for snow. In Minnesota no one would have batted an eye and things would have gone on as normal.
alexFYL 11
Are you sure? One of my friends who currently lives in London sent me pictures of some holiday stuff she did this morning and there was plenty of snow.
rose_1992 0
It's not just the snow either. It's the tempuratures which are dropping as low as -19c. The ice is lethal.