Today, I went into labor, and my husband wasn't answering his phone. I called my sister to ask her to drive me to the hospital but she said she'd only do it if I paid her $1000. I had to dial 911, and almost gave birth in my bathroom in process. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML
Today, my wife's water broke so I drove her to the hospital. After 16 hours without labor, I went home to get a little sleep. Four hours later I got the call and ran outside to find that my car was towed from my parking space. FML
Today, my water broke. Due to Covid-19, we couldn't go straight to labor and delivery, so had to go to the emergency room and wait to be taken up. I sat there for an hour with a ruptured sac and contractions. FML
Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
Today, I called 911 and got taken to hospital via ambulance after a suicide attempt. When I called my mom, the first thing she asked was, "How much is the ambulance going to cost?" FML
Today, I've been in my old hometown visiting because my sister is having her baby. I scheduled the trip a full week after her due date, and still no baby. We tried everything to start her labor. I had to go back home, and as soon as my plane landed, I got a text saying she just gave birth. FML
Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML
Today, I became one of those women who gave birth in a taxi. I used to laugh at those stories, because I couldn’t believe they would be so unprepared that they couldn’t get to the hospital first. Oh and I had to get a taxi because my husband had been watching football and was too drunk to drive. FML
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
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d j mom 9
is your sister a Crack head? what a biotch and shame on your husband
sdj215 22
Sister seems a little toxic. Might want to set some boundaries and consider limiting interactions with her for your mental health and personal peace.
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Comments (7)
Lamitucus 4
Unless he has a damn good reason I’m hoping soon to be ex-husband, but your sister just sucks.
d j mom 9
is your sister a Crack head? what a biotch and shame on your husband
sdj215 22
Sister seems a little toxic. Might want to set some boundaries and consider limiting interactions with her for your mental health and personal peace.
Lost Reggie 22
Disown your sister, and have a serious conversation with hubby.
Wadlaen 24
I'm very sorry, but you seem to be surrounded by some pretty shitty people..
L0life29 6
your sister needs her teeth knocked out and your husband sucks. congratulations!!!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Your husband obviously knows you're pregnant... why the hell wouldn't he have his phone on??? And your sister is an entitled bitch. I hope you made it... and my condolences on the pain you were probably in due to no epidural.