Today, I got a perfect score on my French quiz, and I was told to have my mom sign it. What I didn't realize was that all the way at the bottom she wrote "Good Nathaly!" and "I love you!" surrounded by little hearts. The teacher hung it up anyway. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML
Today, I took my Spanish test, and I felt very confident. I got the test back later, and saw my teacher had written on it: "Congrats on the 94%, but I know you cheated." FML
Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML
Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I finished writing the most perfect love letter for this girl at summer school. At the end of the letter I signed: Your secret admirer. Cute, right? Not really. Turns out I was so anxious to finish the letter that I ended up writing my name at the bottom. FML
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
Today, after finishing a huge French essay, I realized my printer wasn't working. So, I emailed it to a guy in my class to print and then give to me. When I get to French, he said he had already turned his in early and never got my email. It turned out he used mine. I got an F on the essay. FML
Today, in algebra, I took out my notebook. My Chinese teacher was so impressed with my "Chinese" writings on the cover that I'm now her "favorite student". Those "Chinese" symbols are actually Japanese, but I wanted someone to like me so badly that I didn't correct her. FML
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Arsonnist 3
Well France is supposed to be the country of love, so why not.
Quest_ 13
Your mum also puts love hearts on my French quizzes.
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xgetxbentx 13
why is this an fml? so you're mom's proud of you? that should be a good thing....
PadamPadam_fml 0
Nathaly (or Nathalie) is a french name... no more ridiculous than all the French called "Jason"
chelseabitez 0
O.O you went to my middle school... nathaly abreu? :o
yummycupcakegirl 0
Ok can u (OP) read this, I have my French quiz comming up to:) Aujourd'hui, j'ai reçu un score parfait sur mon quiz français, et on m'a dit d'avoir ma mère de le signer. Ce que je n'ai pas compris, c'est que tous les cours au fond, elle a écrit "Good Nathaly!" et "Je t'aime!" entouré de petits coeurs. L'enseignant a accroché quand même.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Psssssst! To the French illiterate: It's the FML, but in French. :)
jetpackweasel 0
lol
yummycupcakegirl 0
Its pronounced "Natalie" just in case you didnt know :)
doomsauced 0
Oh you poor thing, instead of love punches and kick hugs your totally abusive and sinister mother had the audacity to write something so wicked and evil on your paper like "Good Nathaly" and "I love you". I'm calling child protective services about this. No one should have to put up with that kind of abuse, especially a child.
BrightSidegirl82 0
at least ur mom loves you
Carlie_McCartney 1
oh, big deal. it's not that embarrassing. It's not like she hung up annoying baby pictures or anecdotes about you. YDI for taking french
nathalybabyy 0
my name is nathaly too :)
Morenna4 0
I agree w/ #34 too .