Today, I got a perfect score on my French quiz, and I was told to have my mom sign it. What I didn't realize was that all the way at the bottom she wrote "Good Nathaly!" and "I love you!" surrounded by little hearts. The teacher hung it up anyway. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML
Today, I took my Spanish test, and I felt very confident. I got the test back later, and saw my teacher had written on it: "Congrats on the 94%, but I know you cheated." FML
Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML
Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I finished writing the most perfect love letter for this girl at summer school. At the end of the letter I signed: Your secret admirer. Cute, right? Not really. Turns out I was so anxious to finish the letter that I ended up writing my name at the bottom. FML
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
Today, after finishing a huge French essay, I realized my printer wasn't working. So, I emailed it to a guy in my class to print and then give to me. When I get to French, he said he had already turned his in early and never got my email. It turned out he used mine. I got an F on the essay. FML
Today, in algebra, I took out my notebook. My Chinese teacher was so impressed with my "Chinese" writings on the cover that I'm now her "favorite student". Those "Chinese" symbols are actually Japanese, but I wanted someone to like me so badly that I didn't correct her. FML
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Arsonnist 3
Well France is supposed to be the country of love, so why not.
Quest_ 13
Your mum also puts love hearts on my French quizzes.
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Comments (134)
ItisMyOpinion 0
Oh, yeah, you're a teenager, so your mom doesn't have the right to love you anymore... It's not cool, man. Anyways, you got a perfect score, so you already aren't cool. Cool people don't care about school. Quote from Stewie Griffin: "Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight".
uggghhh298 0
HAhahahahahaha sucks for you
hilda_kitty 16
I LOVE TACOS!! anyways, OP, it could've been worse... your mom might have wrote something more embarrassing like.... something embarrassing... xD
ImaginaryFoe 1
What year are you in that your teacher still hangs up assignments/quizzes? I didn't think that was done outside of primary school.
mattm211 0
I'm wondering same thing. also, why does your mom have to sign it?..
GooeyChickenman 0
Why don't the OP's reply to comments?
monkey3485 0
I don't know. how come everyone who posts comments have never had a confirmed post? hmmmmm
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
GooeyChicken: Sometimes they do. You can find links in an entry on the FML blog, called "More to the Story" or something like that. Occasionally you'll see an OP comment under a different name, since you can submit FMLs anonymously. See the recent first day at work/nothing to absorb FML for an example. That OP answered questions under a name that starts with "visual". monkey: Check again. :] I've had several published, actually, just none under my username. I don't know why it counted one as mine and not the others.
LiveThenDie 2
39 that is an epic win icecream cone
somebodyshy 0
Because then we would know who they are.
twinny_sc 13
Why would your mom have to sign a quiz with a perfect score? Back in my day we only had to get the bad scores signed.
Carlie_McCartney 1
I thought so too...= also, I love your profile pic(:
TechFire 25
... Nathaly? What kind of name is that? Seriously, THAT should be the FML. just "Today, my name is Nathaly. FML" I would have laughed. I really feel sorry for you for having a mother who would write that on a test on top of giving you a stupid name.
rofflewaffle 9
I agree.
Spastastic 6
I was thinking it might be a nickname of some sort.
yuggi1 11
I can't see what's wrong with the name O.O and really... I should/would not throw stones because of it. My name Is so much worse :( like....... 'ZOMFG is wrong with your parents?' kind of worse.
primadonna9396 16
It's a French name, you ignorant/xenophobic twat.
buzzerbeeeeee 0
thank you 62
NattG17 0
XD It's not that bad. My name's Nathalie. I'm hoping the 'h' in this one is silent, too, though, otherwise... yeah, it's pretty bad.
xgetxbentx 13
...it's the French spelling of "Natalie", the "h" is silent. granted it isn't usually spelled with a "y" at the end.
yummycupcakegirl 0
Its pronounced Natalie and I think its cute and different:)
derschadenfreude 5
wtf? how old are you, OP? if you're young enough to have your quizzes signed, you're not old enough to be in your teenage bitch stage, if you're already a teenage bitch, my condolences for being held back so many years.
h2opoloplaya 0
my mom loves me FML. is pretty much what thisis
mrahhhhh 21
Better than you getting a zero, your mom writing "I hope you die in a fire" on your test, and your teacher reading it aloud to the class.
yummycupcakegirl 0
Je t'aime!! ...France the country of love!