Today, I got a perfect score on my French quiz, and I was told to have my mom sign it. What I didn't realize was that all the way at the bottom she wrote "Good Nathaly!" and "I love you!" surrounded by little hearts. The teacher hung it up anyway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML
Today, I took my Spanish test, and I felt very confident. I got the test back later, and saw my teacher had written on it: "Congrats on the 94%, but I know you cheated." FML
Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML
Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I finished writing the most perfect love letter for this girl at summer school. At the end of the letter I signed: Your secret admirer. Cute, right? Not really. Turns out I was so anxious to finish the letter that I ended up writing my name at the bottom. FML
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
Today, after finishing a huge French essay, I realized my printer wasn't working. So, I emailed it to a guy in my class to print and then give to me. When I get to French, he said he had already turned his in early and never got my email. It turned out he used mine. I got an F on the essay. FML
Today, in algebra, I took out my notebook. My Chinese teacher was so impressed with my "Chinese" writings on the cover that I'm now her "favorite student". Those "Chinese" symbols are actually Japanese, but I wanted someone to like me so badly that I didn't correct her. FML
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Arsonnist 3
Well France is supposed to be the country of love, so why not.
Quest_ 13
Your mum also puts love hearts on my French quizzes.
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Comments (134)
5t3ff1k4h 47
OP - I'd take your situation over mine any day. At least your parents show appreciation.
skgirl 0
sorry my mom would write the same thing...I think it's not bad it doesn't say she hates you now people know someone cares about ya? hmm sucks if you don't want people knowing you are loved by your mom and made her proud
Trollz4daLULZ 2
HEY! YOU PEOPLE TAKE IT EASY ON THE OP! She TRULY has a rough life. I mean, she lives in the US, gets good grades, nay, PERFECT grades in school, and she has a mom who is proud of her and encourages her. I would not wish ANY of that on my worst enemy. OP, you, out of EVERY OP on this site, have my condolences for having a truly ******-up life. My heart bleeds for you, and I cry tears of pity as I re-read your FML. Just, man, I hope you contact Child Protective Services and report to them your mother's DESPICABLE actions of showing pride and affection. *twitch-twitch* YDI FOR HAVING A MOM!
illmatic2 16
That was ******* epic.
cali425 0
I wish my mom would do things like that
0opsie 6
Ugh, your mom's proud of you! I'm so sorry. FYL, truly. :'{
dumbrownhead 0
wow op, your mom loves you. that must be awful!
Waffle817 0
your mom says that when she gives me quizzes
shutyerpiehole 0
You should quit ******* whining. Your Mom loves you. Both my parents are dead.
hiphop_danca94 2
better than having her hate you right?
perdix 31
All your classmates probably laughed at you, and then all went home and wept bitterly in their rooms since they can't remember the last time their moms told them they loved them.
blahzz 4
Yep. Yep. Sad tears.