Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML
Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML
Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
Today, I was trying to finish an English assignment and I was not sure how to complete it, so I emailed my teacher to ask her for help. She told me to… flip over the assignment handout page for instructions. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
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Top comments
Alexandria79 22
maybe she thought your grade needed a boost. I wouldn't worry...unless your paper is returned with "Do you want to go out? circle one. yes. no. maybe" lol
species4872 20
She's right, it is funny.
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Swedish_Eagle 21
that was a heart homework
Alexandria79 22
maybe she thought your grade needed a boost. I wouldn't worry...unless your paper is returned with "Do you want to go out? circle one. yes. no. maybe" lol
Lobby_Bee 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It could mean you love your teacher in a non sexual or romantic kind of way. If things don't work out, there's a great video on YouTube that teaches you how to tie a noose.
ArbiterOfFML 24
you baaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrddd
RichardPencil 32
I'd give you extra credit, if you know what I mean ;)
species4872 20
She's right, it is funny.
97mailo 17
I honestly thought she was going to write her name on it, and turn it in.
LEbleuDESreves 10
now i am waiting for the rest of the story OP!
Little Richard 11
So what was your grade? Did the teacher ask you to stay after class to discuss it?
SucidalBitch 3
Never trust anyone with public papers