Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home for lunch. I saw a sandwich on the table with a note saying, "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I saw another note from my girlfriend next to it saying, "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step-mother. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I got a perfect score on my French quiz, and I was told to have my mom sign it. What I didn't realize was that all the way at the bottom she wrote "Good Nathaly!" and "I love you!" surrounded by little hearts. The teacher hung it up anyway. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, I gave my crush my number in a note that said "Read in private." Not only did she read it in front of her friends, she also laughed at it. FML
Today, my dad was making a sandwich in the kitchen. Hungry, I snuck in and grabbed it, running back to my room and devouring it. Later at dinner, he dumped a whole scoop of rice in my lap. We all ended up laughing as we cleaned it. FML
Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML
Today, it was my first day on duty as a rookie cop. Everything was going great, and even the veterans on the force were warming up to me. That is until my mother came into the station carrying a brown bag for my lunch. Written on the bag was, "Lunch for my big boy. I love you, pumpkin." FML
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Shock98 0
how is that supposed to impress them?
JRomero 0
Uhhh...why? If anything, they'd make fun of you for that.
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Comments (189)
Shock98 0
how is that supposed to impress them?
kewlcat 0
this reminds me of something that should be on http://www.mylifeisaverage.com
cartering 0
How does showing your friends your immature and not capable of packing your own lunch, even though you are at university, impress them? If you do that at any university I've ever heard of, all that would happen is that you would become the laughing stock of the entire campus
blalien 0
Wow, this is hysterical. How long has MLIA been around?
silvermoonstar3 3
I agree. It would go perfectly on MLIA. My first thought (with it being on FML) was "WTF that would make most college students laugh at you and think you can't even make your own lunch!" and then I realized it just said "university" and not "my university", which means OP is probably not from the US. Then I thought about how when I visited Germany people lived at home and went to university from their homes and often ate with their families for lunch. Maybe it's a cultural thing. Still, it's sad you felt the need to write it, having no one who cared to write it for you, OP. FYL.
raNDMGUy 5
the OP is canadian
BBGood_fml 0
it is on their
soohungry 0
Omg, that's so awesome, I had no idea it was an actual site, my life is now complete...
generalsmith2 0
i can't believe someone finally posted a normal comment for the first post
16274692 0
#80, if you like, there's also My Life Is G - www.mylifeisg.com :D
Peanutlovers 0
i just went to that website....it's awesome =D
NatandAlexrhot 6
agreed with number one. no one is impressed by that unless your in kindergarden
sweetcheex666 6
And that means what? I'm Canadian. Do you automatically categorize me as stupid too? Idiot. Just because one person is a little whacked doesn't mean the whole friggin country is.
Suptnik 9
235- Wait, you mean to tell me not every American is a fat, gun toting redneck?
NeonPopRocks 14
104- Canadians aren't stupid, I am one, I should know. ******* idiotic bitch.
dimkims 0
How is this an FML if you put it in there?
lalaimbored 0
I think this is an FML beacause to impress his friends, that is what he has to do. like he hangs out with the type of people that would think that him having a note from his mom is cool.
DrAwesome 6
It's a chick. Totally a chick.
lalaimbored 0
oops. my badd. *her *she
StopBeingADouche 0
I bet she didn't see that one coming!
JRomero 0
Uhhh...why? If anything, they'd make fun of you for that.
theoceanscool 0
Haha! I know, right? And i think that's pretty lame, writing a note to yourself.
Shirschfield 0
WHAT???????
TC1_fml 0
Is it me or do people get dumber by the day?
Out4aTwist 0
#6, It's not you
gizmo_987 0
It's definitely not you. OMG, who moderates these?
TheATeam 0
Mother ******, I saw this with no comments and went on my comp right away to be first, then these bitches beat me
sexymessy 0
The fact that being the first post pisses you off that much, It's almost as pathetic as the OP. OP:I don't see how that would make you cool, i mean it would be sweet of your mom but I don't know about "cool" LOL.
thelonelylurker 0
Are your friends orphans?
Overcast117 5
You have just won this thread.
Syn_fml 0
Hahahahaha. Yeah - how would this impress anyone?
bskballa92 0
Win.
redbluegreen 41
Hahahahahahahaha. Ohhh. My sides hurt now.
Bud_fml 16
Epic. Win.
lexiBRo 0
lmao..
ragas 0
#8 definitely FTW
Shlizabeth 0
#8: You win the internet. LMAO.
div01 2
wooooow lol pwned! Here I was trying to think of something smart to say but you totally won it good job :P
CousinSkeeter 0
#8 doesn't win. JK. #8 FTW
sexymessy 0
LMAO @8 that was a definite WIN!!! The FML now makes sense!!
repteo90 0
wow, I almost pissed my pants on that one. ahaha
sydsayslol 0
#8- you have won everything i own.
4dakill 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA **** that YOU JUST WON CHUCK NORRIS
JanisEvans 10
I'm in tears of laughter, thanks for that! :D :D :D
UrFlyyness 0
I think the fact that #8 just won everything u own, is the funniest thing I've heard all day!! LOL!
danielleFML 0
WIN! hahahahahahaha
naaaked 0
Perfect.
shaaayyee 0
that just about made my life.
CannibalQueen15 5
Lol, you just made this fml a thousand times funnier x3
LiveRS 7
win
dancercuity922 0
I HATE it when people do something completely idiotic, yet deliberate and intentional then say their life is ******. Its your own damn fault!
meanie_monday 0
I agree. Maybe their lives wouldn't be ****** if they didn't intentionally act pathetic.
NerdyNiko 0
O
zee209 0
How would that impress them?! You're in college, not second grade.
iloveconcerts 0
i know, right. its really gay that she did that. lmao
madisonmango711 0
I think using the word gay, and not actually meaning happy, or a guy that likes guys is more stupid than what the OP did.
lakeylove 0
wouldn't that be embarassing?!well not as embarassing as the person who made another facebook account so they could be friends with their self.
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
OP probably did that, too.