Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons made her spread rumors about me all over my hometown before my wedding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Today, I received yet another letter from a relative bitching me out for not involving my parents in my wedding. The parents who showed no interest in our relationship and then yelled at my fiancé and me when we announced it to them, calling us stupid, naive, heathens, and mentally ill. FML
Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML
Today, I found out that my husband, who I've just separated from, and my mother, who I don't speak to because she's crazy, have been bitching about me behind my back. FML
Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML
Today, my mother-in-law took a phone message on the back of my marriage license. FML
Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law tried to blackmail me out of the wedding with photographs of me with another man. Her son and I met on a swingers website and we both have multiple sexual partners, so we had to tell her the truth. Awkward doesn’t begin to describe it. FML
Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
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chickunkey 0
******* demons will do that.
Mirorbo 27
I think you should talk to your fiance about uninviting her, darling. If she pulled this stunt before the wedding, the reception itself is going to be worse.
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Comments (95)
Izzy_Sixx 4
mother in laws are like that... I'm not even married to my man yet, and I despise his mother.
Pazu_fml 10
If she wasn't deliberately trying to be ridiculous, it sounds like a mental issue. I'd get her a doctor.
hillbillypowpow 2
vandalize some of her stuff, then explain how the demons made you do it
colt45_fml 0
lol, sounds like my grandma.
dansco 25
Demons eh, alcoholic then! Just think what you've married into :(
Dwanie 0
at least she admit it ;)
rlTlk 13
Sounds like my mother who always says "Demons" are why she's ever done something terrible.. like want to throw all her kids off a bridge.
elservas 0
damned thrm demons and the crazy people they hang out with
nonamericandolla 6
good old the devil made me do it
atills 0
haha just tell her "that's ok, hot guys made me cheat on your son." that'll show her :p