Today, I woke up to my significant other talking in his sleep and soulfully professing his love for Stephanie. My name is not Stephanie. The only Stephanie he knows is a girl he worked at a hotel with over 10 years ago. He has done this at least twice a week since then. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
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Wadlaen 24
Sounds like you should take a serious talk with him, about your current situation, life, and about Stephanie...
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Dreams mean very little. If it's making you suspicious about her, have a word. But if this is all you have on him and he's been a good partner, don't read too much into it.
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Comments (6)
Justkidding100 41
after never doing it before? sounds like he wants you to dump him and this is his stupid plan to make that happen
Wadlaen 24
Sounds like you should take a serious talk with him, about your current situation, life, and about Stephanie...
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Dreams mean very little. If it's making you suspicious about her, have a word. But if this is all you have on him and he's been a good partner, don't read too much into it.
dreams2383 20
I would normally agree but the same dream 2 times a week for 10 years shows he has a infatuation with stephanie
poopface82 25
I see Jolene changed her name.
Brightside86 31
Worth a talk if you're concerned. My ex use to argue in her sleep with her mom...whom had been dead for years.