Today, I got a free temporary tattoo of a scorpion in a packet of potato chips and decided to wear it on my wrist. Whilst I was in the shower, I got a shock, thinking it was a spider. I then lost balance and slipped, banging my head on the faucet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
Today, I wore a sleeveless shirt for the first time in years, when I glimpsed something on my shoulder that looked like a spider. I let out a scream that sounded like a donkey having a stroke, and flailed my arms. Then I realized it was my tattoo, and that I was freaking out everyone on the bus. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
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AliMarie 0
Uh. . .this just confuses me.
Tribulations 0
That is undoubtedly the worst tattoo ever worn by anyone ever.
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StrickenNerve 0
Women....
pokypunk 0
This has happened to me before... not in the shower, but I jumped and swatted at my arm because I forgot I had a temp tattoo on me...
RisaChan_fml 0
you should mail that to [email protected] so it will be posted on epicfail.com XD and nice, epic fail
RisaChan_fml 0
but anyways hope OP is okay :) thats got to hurt.
cookiemonster08 0
Did they have blood all over the tub???
Syn_fml 0
I thought it was a tattoo of a scorpion in a bag of potato chips, and I thought that was a rather peculiar tattoo. Then I realized she got the tattoo in a bag of potato chips, of a scorpion.
xxXChiiXxx 2
Haha, me too! :D
BlueberryPies 0
Am...am I missing something? In what way does the fake scorpion tattoo affiliated with slipping in the shower? I read & re-read this FML but I still cannot make sense of it. Can someone please explain this to me? Other wise, the OP totally deserved it for writing an unnecessarily confusing FML.
pritchard27 0
OP saw the tatoo in the shower, was scared, pobably jumped or something, slipped and hit their head.
BlueberryPies 0
Oh. Okay. Well now it makes some sense. Thanks for the explanation! But to all assholes giving shit to those who perhaps weren't so quick on the uptake: loosen up & back off. The FML was written in a confusing way, which is the fault of the writer, not the readers.
_highandlow 5
lol you are stupid.
Hockeymaniac 0
what does the tattoo have to do with anything?
Chopperman_fml 0
Is it really that hard to understand this FML? She thought the tattoo was a spider, freaked out, and slipped. Read carefully.
kissintherain44 0
you guys are stupid if you cant understand this, it makes perfect sense