Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
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lolorly 0
At least you didn't drop the soap.
CallMeHush 1
Well at least it wasn't a raccoon.
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Comments (174)
lolorly 0
At least you didn't drop the soap.
AsianHomie 0
and at least the spider didnt buttrape him
AsianHomie 0
her*
Melkezidech 0
What you're not telling us is the pain in your ass-hole and satisfied smirk on the spider's face that you noticed after you recovered from the blackout induced by the head slam into the wall.
ReyEr9412 0
What's with all of the bathroom mishaps lately?
BadPinkKitty07 0
lol @ 5! what's with all the spider/shower injury related FMLs?
crazeelife12 0
today while in the shower I got a little bruise. FML! that is laaammmeee
look_its_me 0
at least it wasn't thousands of ants like that other fml
ImaginaryFoe 1
Rey, I was thinking that, too. Some people need chaperones in there and maybe a safety seat.
78euge781995 0
you are complaining about ramming your head against the wall, but what about the wall? They dont like it when that happens! They cant complain either!
YourEvilHero 12
you murderer!!! u the devil! let the power of Christ compel u! let the power of Christ compel u!!!
paigeatsflesh 11
YDI for not letting the spider take a shower with you.
ToxicKittieh 0
In Soviet Russia, wall rams YOU!
girlsrockmysocks 0
37 I'd take a shower with :)
Ajjas013 6
Something about Soviet Russia leads me to the conclusion that they are very scientifically advanced. Or they just take Newton's laws too seriously.
failirl 0
http://cheekyrevenge.com/hayley/index.php?id=8a0b3d00e9901d6c88f026809de28c20
metalhead256 0
ok so **** your life becouse you got a owie your retarded
ChocolateTazer 0
#51 Their Vodka is genetically enhanced to make everyone else except Soviet Russians look retarded.
blindyblonde13 0
FAIL.
Aj4710 0
44 just made my day. And I also almost pissed my pants.
thedevil96 0
hhgf
SubjectDelta 0
29 is right! These recent shower related injuries are too dangerous to be left unchecked! I volunteer to moniter these ladies showering activities to ensure their safe completion of daily hygenics! I shall begin with 29, don't be shy I am here for your safety!
dumbbitchhater2 0
who the hell would need a helmet and safety goggles in a shower?
MidgetMonster 0
at least it wasn't a brown recluse or black widow. and if it was...AT LEAST YA DIDNT GET BIT...
harryman04 0
11 wins
Peacemaker9 7
#37= BIG WIN lol I couldn't stop laughing at that......
Peacemaker9 7
#122- u do have a good point!!!!! if it was any of those ya I'd be done already..... wait way if it was? lol op just said their final words!!!!! may they rest in peace..........
soccerfreak878 0
bug karma much?
c00lsk8erboi 7
omfg #1 ftw! and at least u killed the spider
erikalynnex 0
second!!!
ziggyeye 0
Spiders help eat pests
KangNaqi 0
Lmao @11. You just made my day XD
StoryOfTheYear 15
5 and 11 don't get their posts deleted, but I made a post here with the word •ss in it along with the other 100 words and it got deleted
StoryOfTheYear 15
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sethrazdizzle 0
ToxicKittieh you are my new hero
78euge781995 0
In Soviet Russia, ceiling falls from spider!!
StoryOfTheYear 15
71- in soviet Russia you'd be shot for talking about what soviet russia was like
samantha_durano 6
hahah, #5.
woofis 0
well at least u got the spider, I would go through a lot to get a spider out of my house
ladykat 0
What a perverted spider with a foot fettish.
AndreaHaha 0
damn haha that sucks
insanelyhot 0
lo
bobby3130 0
theres a lot of hot chicks on fml. especially 92 and 37
samantha_durano 6
thanks, bobby lol.
paigeatsflesh 11
thank you(: haha
sum1savemeh 0
third!!!! not
look_its_me 0
not first!
brieanna101 0
hahahaha I hate spiders!!!
nomnommonster 0
The bright side is that your eye is now squeaky clean. hooray.
brieanna101 0
LMAO
xoxbandgeekxox13 3
tht happened to me once only it was one of those silverfish things o.o
blitzen123 0
I HATE spiders. x.x
deathcab7 0
mee tooo. :/
StoryOfTheYear 15
a common house spider won't do anything to you
blitzen123 0
So? Spiders are really scary!
BrookeTrueblood 0
So do I, but my question to the OP is how do you manage to bang your head into the wall?Soap in the eyes is something I can see happening, but you don't even have to move your head to move the shower head.
snowking_fml 0
yeah. how did u manage to hit your head
ydiftw 0
Skill
chellexx 0
haha!
ElMetalero 0
Today I was watching this chick take a shower, she sees a spider and rams her head into me. FML
gigi_bella 0
Hate spiders, and soap in your eye is definitely painful. FYL, OP.
CallMeHush 1
Well at least it wasn't a raccoon.
srunano 4
Sir your comment reminded me of that episode of Family Guy were Peter and his family have to flee to the South because a killer is after Chris.That's the one were the racoon jumps out of Peters revolver lmao
CallMeHush 1
Family Guy Rules!
kingace 0
hahahahahahahaha, well maybe she thought it was her raccoon at first, but then realized it was actually a spider.
itz_towelie 6
60 where were you yesterday? i made a family guy reference, and all i got was bout 20 replys bout how much family guy sucks
CallMeHush 1
Sorry Towelie, I was up for about 36 straight and just flat out crashed. You can only live on redbull for so long.
bcns 0
I killed a racoon today
srunano 4
Yes Family Guy is one of the funniest shows on today.....Peanut Butter Jelly time everyone!!!
frankyvalentino0 0
Well they were wrong family guy is theeee shit! greatest show ever invented.. hands down. haha. i mean really take the time to watch a good 10 minutes of it people! :)
peace7love2FML 0
Damn Spider!
kpin12 0
#100 try aderol it works miracles red bull could not dream of!