Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, I got a Facebook friend request from an ex-schoolmate from my high school. He was the same piece of shit who used to bully me at the time. He's now a psychologist. I guess my life was meant to be bollocks. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML
Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
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Top comments
Sweetheart34 2
be flattered! at least you have someone. he might be your boss some day...
Pelreskovich 11
That's an honor. Nerds united!
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Comments (478)
fox4744 3
Hey always go for brains over looks. As Ron White says, "you cant fix stupid". After all looks go away. And you never know, geek types often have good-hearted personalities and he'll probably treat you like a princess
amds 0
one day you'll look back and wish you gave him a chance because you will be with a jerk football jock that cheats on you and treats you badly. the nerds get better looking with age and they usually treat you better because they know what it's like to be treated badly. I do have to say FYL because you most likely will not listen to this advice.
scottyrocks123 21
Never judge a book by its cover. He might just be your true love. Who knows?
Dishwad 0
One thing I'd like to point out is their username...
Karisima 6
That's kinda cute XD
blutigenbonbon 10
That's a great thing. :/ you dork
chengy4191 7
He'll be rich one day and you'll feel like a dumbass if u don't end up marrying him! ;)
Litschi 0
you s should listen to him, since he's a genius he's probably right and he's your true love! :D
DustyStorm 16
Not the worst thing in the world.... Looks fade. Face it, you've got a brilliant person who wants ya....a brilliant man. He is smart. Which means he knows good things, knowledgeable about lots of things, knows many women....knows you're ideal. Lots of people long to be ideal to someone and not many find that. Don't snub your nose...you might be surprised. Not FYL....could be something amazing there.
zenrael 21
Would u rather date nerd, future CEO/millionaire, or jock, H.S. heartthrob and taco bell employee? Ur choice.