Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a concert, I tried to film my favorite song for Instagram. I sang along dramatically, screamed the chorus, and danced like no one was watching. When I rewatched the video later, I realized I had my phone camera flipped, recording my sweaty, overexcited face the entire time. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
Today, some idiot kid teased and taunted me for weeping on my "already bad performance", recording it on his phone threatening to put it on social media. I was singing and playing the guitar, in front of my childhood sweetheart, and supposedly soon-to-be wife's grave. It was our song. I do this every year on this day. FML
Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
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ICATiger 13
That was you. God I thought somebody was dying.....
TheHaloReachigan 3
Haha. Show it to your friends and tell them the band had a rough night.
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Comments (108)
TheHaloReachigan 3
Haha. Show it to your friends and tell them the band had a rough night.
ChucktheNorris 0
Put that on YouTube. I dare you.
ZeroIce 12
Halo Reach PWNS. Not just owns:)
dirtroadmopar 0
hurry delete the video before you jynk the band and the break up!
ClassyCommando 13
That comment made zero sense to me.
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
Nice to know I'm not the only one confused
RickGGJR 0
*Hurry delete the video, before you jinx the band and they break up!* Even with the corrections it does'nt make any more sense than it did without them...
MizzErikaHart 8
Omg 45, that's not true about ur mom, is it?
Tobias5505 0
WTF are you talking about?
chubby_choco 17
Oh, goody. More stuff that doesn't make sense. -._-.
ViktoriaaKills 13
she was talking about his profile's bio.
Isoldael 27
Think of the people next to you o.O And well, to be fair, a concert is never as good on tape as it was live, just cherish the memories of an awesome concert :)
drooby 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Get over it, that's happened to me more then once
DrNeuroxide 0
My, arent you cheery. Are you going to apply that comment to every FML?
drooby 5
Ones that isn't a really FML situation yes
disturbed678 10
Lolwut
desireev 18
50- Ones that aren't really an FML situation, yes. *corrected punctuation and grammar* Just thought I'd correct that for ya! :)
sydie5 12
Put it on YouTube, you'll become a tone-deaf sensation!
ICATiger 13
Like Rebecca Black!
ClassyCommando 13
Or 90% of today's popular artists!
kyz_xox 11
xD Oh boy do I agree with that
ICATiger 13
That was you. God I thought somebody was dying.....
kristena103 14
Hehe this is ur funniest comment evarr!!!
theten_fml 9
Go buy their CD and let them do the singing.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Just because my singing sucks, doesn't mean I won't do it in the privacy of my neighbors shower.
stormer461 13
Next time try to enjoy the concert instead of trying to take a shitty video with your cell phone you'll never look at ever again.
GovernorGeneral 8
Video camera....OP took out a video camera...
MaaaanWTF 1
Hell yea 13! Tell his ass!
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
Learn to read. Last time I checked a cell phone cam and a video cam are two entirely diffrent things...
Trish01 23
I don't get why some people choose to see entire concerts through their tiny phone or camera screens. Idiots. Random rant over.
SmelloJello 9
Don't sing if you suck.
BlueHue 0
Oh I disagree, people who suck at singing give me much amusement... :)
Taysia_Elice 6
I really want to know what concert it was. And could you imagine what the people around you thought when they got home and listened back to their video!