Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I'd first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I'd decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
Today, I joined a dating website for the first time in 12 years and spent an hour carefully crafting my profile. Ten minutes after posting, my sibling texted me screenshots. I’d linked my profile to Facebook, where my bio appeared under my real name for half my extended family. Aunt Linda left a heart reaction. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, it's been a year since I met a guy online. We clicked almost immediately. Eventually we started dating, after proving who we are through many sources. Turns out he lied about his age after he conspired to make sure I was 100% in love with him before telling me the truth. He's legal but the age gap is uncomfortable. FML
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pshnoway 0
why don't you just give him a chance? at least get to know him if you haven't yet.
lets_be_ian 5
You're lonely enough to join a dating website; no one is below your standards now. The only lower you could possibly sink now is a Craigslist personal.
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livexlaughxlove1 0
hhahahahahaha give him a chance.
abdur 0
Wouldn't it look like she is being a hypocrite by rejecting him for so long and then suddenly giving him a chance?
MooLaw 0
Hypocrite? No. People grow up and change... Seems more than just a coincidence to me, She should give him a chance.
livexlaughxlove1 0
How would dating him after rejecting him (I'm guessing at least a year or two ago) in high school make her look like a hypocrite?
genius_man16 1
DTMFA (Date That Mother ****** Already)
CDS09 0
Unless you have some extraordinary reason why you rejected him in high school I would say give it a shot, because either (1) you were wrong or (2) the dating site isnt worth shit....besides, it was high school, most people have matured since then. I would be interested to know why you wouldnt date him, especially since if he stalked you or something it probably would have been mentioned in the original post.
YNasty 0
go ahead and give him some womb already
Zhejan 0
#51 i love you
Reyo 2
Maybe you should stop being such a shallow bitch and give the little nerd a chance. You're using a DATING WEBSITE. Do ya REALLY think ya have much room to be picky?
Antivirus_fml 0
OP, you should definately date him! Good luck!
Elli2_5 0
Wow, you don't even know her whole story and you're calling her a bitch? I was also repeatedly asked out in high school by this really creepy guy how would say perverted things to me. So a girl should date him too now?
Arcadia453 0
The only reason you don't love him is because he's not playing hard to get.
iarediana 0
i agreee o:
ffmmllyaya 0
maybe he created a profile just to match you incase you makes one. if not date him already
ryguy997 0
online dating sites are fake scams.
InuYasha17 0
Do you people have ANY idea what you are saying when you say 'just date him already?' My friend was stalked by someone she didn't want to go out with, this guy the OP doesn't want to date may very well be a stalker... If she didn't like him then, chances are good she still won't. People do change, but their base personality is always there... Something that just doesn't change over time...
thegirl666 0
it wouldn't make her look like a hypocrite. I had a crush on my fiancé for 4 years before he gave me a chance. and we were best friends!!! and were planning our wedding!
katemasen 0
I agree, it depends on the situation and his attitude. if he was creepy pervert like, then don't give him a chance. But if it was a sweet little crush she should try it.
Silent_Harmony 3
Maybe you should give him a chance?
cerebellum_fml 0
I agree
Starchild21 3
I agree as well. It's not that hard to give a chance, after all you never know :) ___________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
egaonogenki 0
Dear OP, WHAT DON'T YOU LIKE ABOUT HIM?????
L0L_Sarah 0
HAHAHAHA
CaptSkippy 9
Tig Bittys! :D
thisis2bad 0
eh, date him?
pshnoway 0
why don't you just give him a chance? at least get to know him if you haven't yet.
fmlbaby_fml 0
Seriously! OP, give the guy a friggin chance. Maybe its a sign??
staplergunn 0
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michael jackson never would have gone on a dating website!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you need to try and be more like him. he ended up better than you will obviously!! wwmjd?
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Since Michael Jackson is dead, and you said that he ended up better than her, then the obvious solution you are proposing is for her to become "an hero" and kill herself. Am I reading this right?
werzal 5
wwmjd your kidding right... Im not religous at all but comparing him with Jesus... You need a life
ChiliRamen 0
I think you're the one who needs a life. Just chill out.
MissIndependent2_fml 0
I know #26, she failed
Sober1128 9
my thoughts exactly
Witchcraft_fml 5
So give in and give your stalker a sympathy ****. Maybe after you've tried it once, you'll realise he's got the stuff in bed to keep you coming back for more. And once he's gotten you pregnant from your consistent hook-ups where in he pokes holes in his condoms, he's gotten you tied down forever. Persistence and determination is everything.
aero_fml 0
Win.
Witchcraft_fml 5
:]
vistamar 3
Lmao there was so much win in that.
Megan36 3
-_-
microtrd 0
I think you should give it a shot. What do you have to lose? Is he ugly?
Megan36 3
why does it matter if he's ugly or not??
OHHgreatttt 0
aww give him a chance!
p4kku 0
If you join a dating site, why not give the guy a chance?