Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, I got a Facebook friend request from an ex-schoolmate from my high school. He was the same piece of shit who used to bully me at the time. He's now a psychologist. I guess my life was meant to be bollocks. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML
Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
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Top comments
Sweetheart34 2
be flattered! at least you have someone. he might be your boss some day...
Pelreskovich 11
That's an honor. Nerds united!
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Comments (478)
Kiziku_fml 7
did anyone else think of that movie idiocracy?
Mantar11 0
give him a chance, its alittle creepy he "narrowed down the choices" but nerds can be quite fun
Armyboy124 0
If he's a genius it can't be wrong.
babeyface 0
Aweeee that's cute and you are a big jerk if you don't accept. Hey look at it this way at least your babies will be smart =]
charmanderCHAR 5
Really? OP would be a big jerk if they didn't accept this 'offering'? How would you like it if someone you did not know, went to you, and said 'you are going to be my mate'? Pretty sure you would be weirded out. ******' wanker.
robberry 11
He's probably right; stop being such a...
bluejayscheer 7
You should be flattered that someone likes you, I've been in your position but it's really not a bad thing for someone to like you!
LoveARM 6
Give him a chance! I've been dating a nerd for almost 2 years! But just try to get to know him better and see. Don't judge because he's a nerd
SpunkyPeanuts 1
Totally think you should be ok with that... The genius has determined you would be his best mate? That is high praise.. :-)
Neuhisstihr 0
Just means you're attractive.
bubo_fml 11
Yeah, go ahead & make fun of the nerdy geeky kid...U won't be laughing when that lil' bollocks is the next Bill Gates!