Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, I got a Facebook friend request from an ex-schoolmate from my high school. He was the same piece of shit who used to bully me at the time. He's now a psychologist. I guess my life was meant to be bollocks. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML
Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
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Sweetheart34 2
be flattered! at least you have someone. he might be your boss some day...
Pelreskovich 11
That's an honor. Nerds united!
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Pazu_fml 10
Wow, sounds like everyone here's having a knee-jerk reaction to the "nerd" part, which I read as simply being the context for that bizarre (and yes, creepy as ****) message. Nowhere did OP say she's grossed out because he's a nerd. Take a look at the facts: 1. OP has never talked to him. 2. Yet he's given a large amount of thought and consideration to "mating" with her, and is now telling her (a stranger) that. That's creepy, and it can even imply that he's been stalking her. To say that OP is "shallow," "a bitch," or anything of the sort for being disturbed and not wanting to date him is INSANE. This jerk is not entitled to a date with her, and after sending a creepy message like that, he doesn't even deserve the time of day. His social ineptitude isn't something cute that needs to be ignored, it's unacceptable creepy behavior, and the onus is on him to figure out why he's driving girls away and to fix his own flaws.
blondie8595 1
Thank you!!!!!!!!! I'm the op and you're 100 percent right. I posted a comment a little while ago but I guess it got buried away in the other comments, but you said it perfectly.
Turock27 7
**** you bitch. Don't judge someone just because there not some douch bag that somehow gets all the girls. It's what's inside that counts.
HandsomeRatch 20
Lol, I love you how you tell the OP that it's the inside that counts and you call her shallow, while you don't know her OR the guy. Hypocrite, much?
AssassinsCRB 0
Well he has brains you have looks :D? And maybe brains too
taty7659 4
Reject him!!!
mojo87 14
Other than a handful of people, how is everyone not noticing this is creepy. Sounds to me that he must have rather stalkerish tendencies, if he knows enough about her to decide she's his ideal mate. (This is coming from someone who has had several stalkers.) I have no issue with nerds, (infact most of my friends are nerds) but as with any other group of people, there are always nice ones and ones that aren't so nice.
mojo87 14
Other than a handful of people, how is everyone not noticing this is creepy. Sounds to me that he must have rather stalkerish tendencies, if he knows enough about her to decide she's his ideal mate. (This is coming from someone who has had several stalkers.) I have no issue with nerds, (infact most of my friends are nerds) but as with any other group of people, there are always nice ones and ones that aren't so nice.
mrphantomhive 0
And then there's that awkward moment where u actually consider it.... On a more serious note...most nerds are really nice and I'm sure if any of them ever got a gf they would treat them very well :)
sparklecherry 4
Yeah, and he'll end up being a gazillionaire, so you might want to rethink your position.
pinkmink1 0
Just say that, as flattering as his choice is, that you are still deliberating on your perfect mate. After all your genome is ideal, as he must have considered in his deliberation, so u want to make sure that it is mixed with a similarly perfect genome.
CaptainWartortle 4
Your name on FML is geeklove...
blondie8595 1
I made it that bc i didn't have an account when I submitted the story so I just made that as my name bc it relates to the story