Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
Today, I picked up my online grocery order. The clerk asked about the party, because he assumed I was having one because of all the ice cream I'd ordered. I'm bulimic and everything was for me. FML
Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML
Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, I was eating an ice cream on a sidewalk and some woman decided it was time to clip her toenails on her balcony above me. One of the nail shards fell onto my ice cream. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
Stop forcing your nuts on women and we won't have this problem, hm?
threeputtgreen 0
no means no
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Noxic 0
No means no, stupid.
tori_5643 0
Wow that was really dumb. I'm allergic to peanuts too. Ha dumbass.
sucks_2_be_you 0
You fail..
fukeMyLife 0
wow this guys such a STUD!! free peanuts if he wants to bone you!!! seriously wtf though, i dont like peanuts so if a chick at an ice cream store was 4 some reason into me nd gave me free peanuts even though id said no, i would have asked for a new one, hence making her look very stupid and having her manager pissed at her for 1) having given away peanuts 2) having 2 throw away a ice cream 3) (most important) having pissed of a custemor who probably wont come back again itd be like giving someone full cafinated coffee instead of decaf to be nice theres always a reason for someone saying NO and its rarely 50 cents
ally_anonymous 17
That wasn't very smart of you... Where you from in Quebec?
BluEG0pher 0
NO means ******* NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HeroicDude 0
With so many people with peanut allergies nowadays, you should have known better. YDI and I hope you get fired for not using your brain.
greg2001 4
I hope you won't do that next time!
Camellia_fml 0
How did she not realize that there were peanuts in her ice cream...?
bobbysnickers 0
why would you put them on anyway? and why wouls she eat it if she saw the peanuts in it? or saw you putting them in it? "would you like peanuts?" "no" "ok" man puts peanuts in ice cream.............