Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
Today, I picked up my online grocery order. The clerk asked about the party, because he assumed I was having one because of all the ice cream I'd ordered. I'm bulimic and everything was for me. FML
Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML
Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, I was eating an ice cream on a sidewalk and some woman decided it was time to clip her toenails on her balcony above me. One of the nail shards fell onto my ice cream. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
Stop forcing your nuts on women and we won't have this problem, hm?
threeputtgreen 0
no means no
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lisaloise 3
HAHAHA I was thinking the same too XD
gingermo 0
i believe this transcends YDI and crosses into the realm of YOU ARE ******* RETARDED
purplesucker 0
You dipshit! Peanut allergies are one of the most common in the world, and can be lethal through so much as mere cross contamination. WHEN A CUSTOMER SAYS 'NO', THEY MEAN 'NO'!! It only takes common sense to figure that out. And since clearly you can't, you're an idiot! I hope she's suing your pants off right now, cuz damn I would!
drumbum101 0
when you're in the food industry... even is it is ice cream... you never would have thought if they didn't want peanuts it's probably because they're allergic? man you're an idiot!
drumbum101 0
when you're in the food industry... even is it is ice cream... you never would have thought if they didn't want peanuts it's probably because they're allergic? man you're an idiot!
Brey1013 0
Well that was ******* silly wasn't it?
QueenOfMelodrama 0
There are many other ways to be nice. I hate when people ask "would you like to add this?" No. I ordered what I want. First off, maybe she didn't like peanuts. Personally, I highly dislike peanuts. Why would I want them? And in ICE CREAM of all things? Ew. Giving somebody something they didn't ask for isn't nice...unless it's somebody you know really well and you KNOW they want it. Not to say it CAN'T be nice, but...in most instances, that isn't really being nice. That's just not listening to them. And secondly, seeing as it was PEANUTS, and she WAS allergic, that makes this even worse. Just...don't. Again, there are better ways to be nice. Just listen to people, and give them what they order. Not everybody likes (or can have) what you like.
iPhsyco 0
You TOTALLY deserve it! No means NO, dumbass.
norski 0
Dude... she said no
chisa 0
Either this is a fake or you are totally unaware of life today. Either way I stole it and used it for inspiration for my mini saga english language piece. So thanks!