Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML
Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML
Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML
Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML
Today, I got a wax to be sexy for my date, but the whole area came up in this nasty rash with bumps and white spots, nasty as hell. When I told him sex was off the table for a few days, he stopped being charming, spent most of the night on his phone then left early with a bad excuse. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML
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Shadowvoid 33
Well if it was done improperly, it could hurt a brazillion times more. I hope you feel better OP
Schala360 27
Guess you got ****** in more ways than one
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Comments (90)
starcravingmad 5
Licensed Esthetician here - I would suggest getting yourself some aloe to help with the inflammation. Also, make sure to use only lukewarm water when you shower for the next 48 hours and avoid baths/hot tubs. The first time I ever had a Brazilian, I was so swollen and sore for about 3 days afterwards. After that first time, though, I was just sore for the remainder of the day when I've had them done again. It really does get better the more often you do it :)
pinque 19
Well maybe next time you'll shave
daemonsparta 16
should have done it before the day of to be careful. ..or just shave. its nit baby smooth but i doubt hed care
wickedcharm 15
European wax center is the best for that. it's the closest to painless that you'll find. and take advil or tylenol 45 minutes before next time.
itsmechardonnay 5
cold rags, aloe vera, acetaminophen, lotion.
cornyrob 33
Brazilian waxes were sexy and daring several years ago. Now they're commonplace. *yawn* I prefer a neat bush.
tdawg91 17
You got someone to rip all of your pubic hair off, what were you expecting??!!
inolongercare 19
Have you ever had one before? It is the worst thing ever! And the results aren't as good as I expected them to be! I am saving for laser hair removal!
hjds4n5 12
George Bush: How many is a Brazilian?
jessdonefuckedup 1
Btw, professionals suggest to wait 24 after a wax to have sex.