Today, an ultrasound tech complimented me on my "exceptionally full bladder." That's probably the best compliment I've received this week. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received my best compliment of the year so far when an ER doctor commented positively on the clarity of my urine sample. FML
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
Today, I donated blood for the first time, and all the nurses kept complimenting on how good my veins were. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in the past 2 months. FML
Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML
Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML
Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML
Today, I have to get an ultrasound at the hospital. In order to get a clear picture, I need to have a full bladder. I've been waiting my turn for 2 hours now, desperately needing to pee. There are still multiple patients ahead of me. FML
Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML
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LoverWordsFood 27
Same thing has happened to me too OP. He kept saying what a full bladder I had the entire ******* time. It was annoying and painful since he was pressing down on it since he was performing the ultrasound on my pelvic area.
mds9986 24
An ultrasound tech.
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Comments (41)
WeezyYaHeard 6
You gotta be kitten me!
devinaww 15
is this supposed to be punny?
ProfessorMctitie 20
I dont get it
Cortezthe1st 23
I assume it's a ****** joke.
ObeyTheWaves 11
at first glance I thought he'd somehow commented on the wrong fml...
assassinbanana0 20
Aw, cheer up, OP! Hope your week gets better!
pogopogopogo 8
that is so odd. maybe I'm missing some kind of context, but who compliments someone on a full bladder?
mds9986 24
An ultrasound tech.
clumsy_confused 6
when you get an ultrasound, you have to have a full bladder, makes it easier to see so it was like a "wow great job, you actually followed directions and it's making my job easier." He really probably did appreciate the fullness of the bladder.
tdawg91 17
Yeah the ultrasound lady and my mid wife were really happy about my bladder because they get a way better visual of what's going on in there
FluffyNutella 14
that sounds just like my life xD
pabj208 23
Alright, don't get full of it...
tranced_ 45
tell him you're a bladder half full kinda girl!
MELKOZAR 27
It's good that you get plenty of fluids! :)
jberg583 12
So it sounds like your use to getting lots of compliments, I base that on your phase "this week".
Fiorella1 19
You're* used* phrase*
LoverWordsFood 27
Same thing has happened to me too OP. He kept saying what a full bladder I had the entire ******* time. It was annoying and painful since he was pressing down on it since he was performing the ultrasound on my pelvic area.
mosquito19 14
at least you weren't full of shit
Schala360 27
Haha that made my day