Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML
Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML
Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML
Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML
Today, I got a wax to be sexy for my date, but the whole area came up in this nasty rash with bumps and white spots, nasty as hell. When I told him sex was off the table for a few days, he stopped being charming, spent most of the night on his phone then left early with a bad excuse. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML
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Top comments
Shadowvoid 33
Well if it was done improperly, it could hurt a brazillion times more. I hope you feel better OP
Schala360 27
Guess you got ****** in more ways than one
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Comments (90)
hantu69 22
maybe you could postpone the activity , haha
buffy999 11
And that's why you shave.. lol.
marcranger 29
More like that's why this guy can just deal with the pubes.
ProfessorMctitie 20
well looks like you are gonna have to wait a little longer
bdsmslave 18
Aloe Vera. Now!!
lovelockdown23 23
best part about it all is you can postpone it for a week or so and still be good enough down there to not have to tidy up =).
lala150 24
Marry him!! *Awkward silence* Oohh, you mean from the waxing. Haha, that sucks.
ProfessorMctitie 20
That was awkward
whatthebegerk 7
Haha! Awesome response!
InnocenceBlue 38
OP, go to the store and get some soothing gel. It's near the DIY waxing products. It really helps :)
SS 31
Is there now a standard layout for every store?
domolovesyoshi 33
No, it's soothing gel for waxing, so it's obviously going to be near the DIY waxing stuff, it would be pointless to put something like that next to unrelated stuff
SecretAgent_700 15
Many stores are actually layed out the same... One example would be that most places have groceries (frozen and refridgerated) along back walls because you need them and now you have to walk through the whole store and see stuff that you now want to get to them. Believe it or not, marketing makes many stores pretty close to the same.
Voij 16
Never quite understood why people were so insistent on being completely hairless down there. Wouldn't just trimming it work aswell? No pain, no irritation, little-to-no prickliness, especially when it starts growing again... Well, different strokes for different folks, I guess.
gosh_mate 30
Well I'm a lifeguard so it's easier in nicer feeling in summer to be waxed. Also, waxing doesn't involve itchiness or prickliness and does take longer to grow back. You just have to find a good place to get it done!
marcranger 29
Board shorts, my friend.
SChernobyl 6
I just found out what "brazillian waxing" is, and I'm brazillian.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Thats cause I didn't do it.
skye147 20
Well now you know :)