Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML
Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML
Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML
Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I got a bikini wax. They said it wouldn't hurt too badly, and that it would just sting. My friend heard me screaming from all the way down the hall in the waiting room. FML
Today, I got a wax to be sexy for my date, but the whole area came up in this nasty rash with bumps and white spots, nasty as hell. When I told him sex was off the table for a few days, he stopped being charming, spent most of the night on his phone then left early with a bad excuse. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML
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Shadowvoid 33
Well if it was done improperly, it could hurt a brazillion times more. I hope you feel better OP
Schala360 27
Guess you got ****** in more ways than one
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Comments (90)
cutierawrz 14
Wait unill you get "intimate."
ProSwimmerFL 16
Well if he's any good at what he does you won't be walking so you will have plenty of time to rest good luck OP and that's dedication to the cause !
ProSwimmerFL 16
Notice all the girls posting ways to help the pain........dedication ladies dedication.
minagiv 11
Aw, honey, you should have had it done last week! A Brazilian lasts about a month, and that would have given it time to heal!
nphill82 21
That was very considerate of you, I'm sure he will appreciate it if you're not too sore!
Lopmon 7
It better be worth it..
vikky538 29
No pain no gain.
marcranger 29
For future reference, OP, if this guy is worth your time, attention, and ******, he wouldn't care about your pubic hair, or at least he wouldn't say anything about if he did. Sure, everyone's allowed to have preferences, but if he's the sort of guy who will only have sex with depilated women and you're the sort of woman who wouldn't wax or shave as a matter of course, he is so not worth it for you. You can save yourself a lot of time and pain by not doing anything!
Blue_Black_fml 21
Women don't just wax to please the man they're going to be intimate with; a lot of us do it because it makes us feel more comfortable, both physically and psychologically, during intimacy. So, we're doing it more for ourselves really.
UtadaMisori 4
Im a girl btw but the way i see it if i wouldn want to go down on a jungle niether would my partner.
marcranger 29
And it's fine if it's that important to you, 69, but the sensations aren't worth the initial agony for every woman. Plus, a number of women really aren't doing it for themselves--they're worried about men being too disgusted to go down on them if they don't, and I think it's worth reminding those women who don't really want to mutilate their pubes that there are men out there who either don't care or even prefer the look and feel of a bush, and it's a better use of money and effort to find one who does than put oneself through costly pain for something that isn't of personal benefit.
marcranger 29
74, I don't enjoy giving or receiving oral, so I can't speak to personal preferences on that, but believe me, none of the guys I've been with (I've never shaved or waxed) minded.
quackImapenguin 16
Trimming is the compromise. None of the pain of shaving or waxing, hardly any effort, and all the reasons to complain about going down on someone with a jungle are gone.
soulreaper12296 28
Did you think you wouldn't be sore?
hedgiechic20 3
It's goes away crazy fast! Tomorrow, it'll feel normal. Have fun this weekend ;)