Anonymous
Finland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
Me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
birchbeer
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
New sensation
Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML
prostate
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Tough
Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
Anonymous
Under the hood
Today, I blanked and forgot to take out my piercing before going for my MRI, even though the nurses asked me multiple times to make sure I had no metal on me before entering, you know, the big machine made of massive electromagnets. The piercing was on my clitoris. FML
gracelynn980765
🌶️ Spicy
Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
Why
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Anonycock
Doha, Qatar
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
somuchhatesolittleworld
Houston, United States
Today, I started my first training day using an MRI machine and completely forgot to remove my nipple piercings before I went in. I've never experienced a pain so vile and lingering in my life. FML
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OCDC 9
Just helping the doctors see it better.
br0itstaylor 0
I guess we can say you were having a hard time in there ;)
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perdix 31
Good thing you live in a communist gulag where health care is "free." Here in the free country (the US of A), when you get an MRI, you get charged by the bone, so your lack of self-discipline would have doubled your fee. Yeah, I know it's technically not a bone, but MRIs can look into soft tissue and not-so-soft tissue;)
demoon_fml 7
feels good to be back and see the king of fml is still around witty as ever.
creedaddict 9
HOT!
brianc444 0
that's great did the doctor laugh
e2m2cent 0
awkward turtle:/
lidemocr 0
I'm loving all these "boner" FMLs! hahaha
jared280zx 0
Awesome, it happens.
resshead 0
Nothing sexier than a giant metal ******.
indistructo 3
this gave ME a boner o.O
CaliRider209 0
That's Hot. (:
Leftieswillrule 3
did you have a piercing in your pecker? it is magnetic resonance imaging
doryoku 7
pecker????