Anonymous
Finland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
Me.
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Not now, Cooper
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
birchbeer
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
New sensation
Today, I learned I'm claustrophobic by having a raging oh-god-I'm-gonna-fucking-die panic attack while I was stuck inside an MRI scanner. FML
prostate
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Tough
Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
Anonymous
Under the hood
Today, I blanked and forgot to take out my piercing before going for my MRI, even though the nurses asked me multiple times to make sure I had no metal on me before entering, you know, the big machine made of massive electromagnets. The piercing was on my clitoris. FML
gracelynn980765
🌶️ Spicy
Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
Why
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Anonycock
Doha, Qatar
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
somuchhatesolittleworld
Houston, United States
Today, I started my first training day using an MRI machine and completely forgot to remove my nipple piercings before I went in. I've never experienced a pain so vile and lingering in my life. FML
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OCDC 9
Just helping the doctors see it better.
br0itstaylor 0
I guess we can say you were having a hard time in there ;)
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Comments (229)
Calyx_fml 22
MRI machine is like a big magnetic ******. Sexy.
rattusrattus 19
"Oh baby your electromagnet is so sexy! Mmrrwwll..." :P
thatsmessedup123 2
hahahaha
Nitial 6
Even better with magnetic balls.
mcgugs 0
LOLWUT
geko911 22
naaah even better if you have balls of steel!
cool517 1
was it longer than your pubes!!!!!! freak
nickd23 0
at least you know that bone doesn't effect your other bone
enonymous 9
This happens when you have a Prince Albert and go into an MRI. Next time ask for a more hands on approach and have an ultrasound on your penis
iSitt 0
no metal is allowed near the MRI
enonymous 9
No seriousness is let near any of my FML posts.
franceska 0
^ except that one.
enonymous 9
No seriousness was harmed in the making of these posts
Pigpen181 3
Just wait till, you get a sponge bath ; )
traze 7
He'll probably end up in ICU, for a busted shaft.
xsoooxkrazyx 0
same thing happened to me before...I had a hot female doctor...
khaya 9
Well you had the prostitute for an hour, what were you supposed to do.
gobling 1
giggidy
OfficeNinja 5
....and the diagnosis was "micro penis". FML
ILoveTabz 0
MP! haha we all had a conversation about that at a church retreat... with a church leader...
alex1432 9
I got a boner in the ER because the assisting nurse looked like Olivia Wilde
LaughinStock 16
Road House :)
vyktor_fml 0
I wish my doctor looked like Olivia Wilde. :(
ILoveTabz 0
that's totally attractive haha