Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I jokingly told my mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's, honey!" FML
Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
Today, my boyfriend jokingly said that if I didn't pass my exam, he wouldn't have sex with me for a month. I failed it, and now he thinks I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually thinks I'm pretty, but because "Hey, how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend has been grumpy for days, because his essay on society's fixation with performance, winning awards and getting good grades got a somewhat disappointing grade. FML
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candy1 0
hahaha your boyfriend is awesome
Cokencsi 0
I would get straight a's if that was my reward.
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candy1 0
hahaha your boyfriend is awesome
ballistic 2
least your getting laid right? so what's the problem?? cuz I don't see a problem haha
asmanoncesaid 0
FYL for not gergen laid that often. YDI for probably being un-acttractive otherwise you'd be getting laid everyday!
mrbuddy 0
That's called positive reinforcement. What a awesome guy you have. Now you'll work hard to continue to get good grades.
mfmylifesrsly 30
YDI for going to school. go back to the kitchen and make your boyfriend a sandwich
zac12345 0
winnn
lickstein 0
the ****?
In_your_face 0
look on the bright side atleast you have motavation to work hard in school
cookiemobzta 0
hmmm.... good idea
Pearljammer001 0
you win, good ma'am
mina637 0
heyyy?? so wat. it think thats cute:)) later u shud be like "bby. we shud do this more often" if u want
sykes831 0
good way of motivation! boyfriend win.
JayJayAudy 0
Baby do you want to have sex tonight? YES!!! then finish your homework!
emo_fail_child 0
how is this fml
JackRocksSoSuckI 0
maybe u suck at sex
PandasRtheShit 0
Now what about extra credit?
newmanlyman3 8
what will happen if you get 100%???
prydeboi16 0
h
tinkerbell1357 0
I'd be gettin all A's and B's then!!!!!
Fuzzygraywolf 0
well it makes for good motivation lol
vrock 0
agree wit mfmylife
pwincessa23 1
haha
llcooljoey 0
o no! your going to get laid oooooooohhhhhhh
M4V3R1CKR13 0
r u sure ur boyfriend isnt ur dad?
Yee12 0
@43 why can't all girls be like you?
mylifeawesome 0
your bf must love you a lot! :)
SanadB 0
this is fml not mlia...
caittycat95 0
that's some motivation for you. ahaha jk fyl though.
demomanX 0
he'll give her a creampie
bvxf 2
win
Warpfire 0
lol I love how 112 makes sure to be as much of an asshole as possible about correcting and then suddenly starts flirting ah fml comments make me laugh, but also feel kind of sad
dtang 0
haha "mfmylifesrsly"... your right. your the coolest
actnjakson3000 0
I agree with #1
Icarus_II 0
I'm thinking boyfriend=DAD!?!?!? Incest is not the right way to go to hell.
juicerr 0
hahahhaha @1.
ilovemypuppy29 0
I agree :)
rigoda1 9
well then you can get with me beauty
fizzymonsterman 0
anal? threesome with teacher?
raeshane 0
I agree with 27! positive reinforcement FTW
KittehKatt 0
my boyfriend has seriously said that before,
aFMLaddict 0
haha, thatll motivate you to get good grades.
lotrgeek 10
58 - moTIvation to do well in school is probably something you need so you can learn how to spell properly. Ha! In your face!
askantha 0
first
DonutNoob 0
feeling like a douchebag now, aren'tt you?
TapeMan_3000 0
^ fail
AlcaSMT 0
Or he just wants to leech off her success :)
reyemrein 0
Is your boyfriend Asian?
saywaturcoco 0
@32 u rasist b¡tch!
LTMcleod 0
not racism you dumb prick, it's a sterotype.
reyemrein 0
I was kidding. Not everyone on FML is from the South ( see I did it again!).
candy1 0
you douchebag
deathcab7 0
maybe he only has sex with her after she gets good grades as a form of osmosis. he wants her smarts to rub off on himmm.
TheBreaKer_fml 0
wow 102, osmosis only happens with water. i think you want diffusion, read a book first. btw youre hella cute^^
snakrange 0
I love you mrs. osmosis
xXSc3n1cXx 0
computer:$400 internet connection: $50 the shit that happens on this site: priceless
daniel1_1 13
COMMERCIAL WIN
deathcab7 0
ooops. haha, yeahhh i just sounded like the dumbest fml user ever with my mis useage of osmosis but hey! you get the point. (:
StoryOfTheYear 15
lol osmosis, just learned that in bio last week, I love using puns , I give u props on that one :D
woofis 0
#43 is a win
davekron 0
Shush now go do the dishes then he'll allow a *******
xTBearx 0
xD Win.
dmann56 0
Ha.. This is the way it should be
Cokencsi 0
I would get straight a's if that was my reward.
seabass32 0
hahaha i get rewarded w sex just for passing
fallingpoint 0
fifth
Shae84 0
^ this guy doesn't get good grades AND doesn't get laid, so don't feel so bad OP.
ibrett93 0
Okay, this isn't really an FML, you will get laid no matter what. Most of the time when we say stuff like that to our girlfriends, it's just because we are trying to be sexy and turn you on. And.. well, shit, it beats a damn lollipop. hahaha.
mendes1987 0
Hahahaha for real shit
iloveloosy12 0
that seems like a good incentive
mandiecait 0
yeah, it's actually cute of him. he just wants what's best for you!!...and sex :)
ashleeynicole 0
wanna explain why the fml is ? your getting laid , and got a 95percent... ?
mustafa_fml 0
the fml part is that she doesn't get laid unless she gets good grades. she's being treated like a child.....
boopityboppity 11
YouTou must have had a very strange childhood if you think giving sexual favors for getting good grades is something that happens to children, mustafa.
boopityboppity 11
*You
XDNurse 0
OMFG ... Brave New World allusion... infinate win ^^^^^
XDNurse 0
oh fail nvm... that someones sn, got all happy for naught
ballistic 2
what kind of advise is that? I would sock a bitch in her face if she teethed my shit.. u must not get yours sucked too much huh
Physcomerk 0
hey, you're not hard. you think you're so bad ass, cuz your username is mattpopspills? **** u pills are gay weed all the way.