Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I jokingly told my mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's, honey!" FML
Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
Today, my boyfriend jokingly said that if I didn't pass my exam, he wouldn't have sex with me for a month. I failed it, and now he thinks I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually thinks I'm pretty, but because "Hey, how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend has been grumpy for days, because his essay on society's fixation with performance, winning awards and getting good grades got a somewhat disappointing grade. FML
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Top comments
candy1 0
hahaha your boyfriend is awesome
Cokencsi 0
I would get straight a's if that was my reward.
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truthisRelative 0
That'd certainly inspire me to get good grades!
Godxboredx 0
lolololololol nothing else to say.
fits138 0
Erm, what happens when you are no longer recieving grades? Would you only get laid if you got a promotion?! WTF. Weird...
GETOVERIT2039 0
LOL the last line of this fml rhymes! Someone should write a rap with it.
VeryNice329 0
dick whipped. I thought the girl made the guy earn it?
foodlover123 0
hey that's good u r getting very good grades and getting laid this is more of a MLIA
GiddyXD 0
sounds something like parents will do o.o
Geicogecko 2
#43=win
Ashberri 0
Um why did you put this on here. I'm sure you're DEFINATELY NOT thinking this is a bad thing duh!
Seth0750 0
YDI for thinking that dating your teacher will get you good grades just because you make him feel special.