Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
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kwbuzz23wk 0
you had sex with him because you told him you loved him? there has to be other/better reasons
redbluegreen 41
Is he thirteen or something? Seriously. People sure know how to pick 'em these days.
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Comments (305)
TheSmirkster 0
FIRST the irony of that is not lost on me. That's hella lame though, I'd dump him.
dill91 0
good job! you picked a nice guy!
FMLrockzdude 0
irk!!!
nitrogirl 0
he's a keeper!!!'
tencalories 3
I JUST HAD SEX you have to play that song the first time you do your bf just doesn't know how to do it right
shadow_child 0
YDI for being with an idiot.
JustinKingr 0
in Soviet Russia, you deserve it for not being an idiot.
xx_ginny 17
She picked a keeper
irishfever 0
Dump his ass Sorry :( Try to be more careful... and no one gives a shit that u were first #1
redbluegreen 41
Is he thirteen or something? Seriously. People sure know how to pick 'em these days.
kwbuzz23wk 0
you had sex with him because you told him you loved him? there has to be other/better reasons
roflbubbles 0
OMG so close to #1 btw i was #6
spannerxox 0
shoulda kicked him in the nuts whilst he was still all fragile down there. that'l teach him!
Nice_but_Unlucky 0
win
elcarlitoxloco 0
haha that's pretty lame
lemonseed 0
Dude...He must be...yeaah...and why only 4 months? :(