brandogg
Clovis, United States
Today, I tried to impress a girl I like by sliding down the rails of our school's stairs. My foot got snagged and I ended up with a broken ankle. FML
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dudeutookhrs 24
Could've been your balls. Count your blessings
False_Stupidity 42
Got me at "I tried to impress a girl", instant YDI since these never end well. Also, what is so impressive about sliding down a rail?
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eski2015 22
I messed up waste of #2 down vote all u want idgaf
Steve97 32
How do you not deserve this?
dudeutookhrs 24
Could've been your balls. Count your blessings
vegas_jose 18
Oh man, I saw one too many episodes of "Scarred" back in the day...
Oppression_fml 19
It seems that your action lead to the total opposite reaction you've wanted. Life works in beautiful ways.
brenton490 19
once again the act to impress strikes again.
ssnow_fml 20
This is why I'm convinced that if women ever find a way to reproduce without men ever being involved then men as a whole will be the target of the next genocide.
False_Stupidity 42
Got me at "I tried to impress a girl", instant YDI since these never end well. Also, what is so impressive about sliding down a rail?
Foxfire15 15
yup, right up there with "hold my beer" and "Hey guys! Watch this!" These things never end well. ydi.
ptoka 20
Those mad rail sliding skills always impress the ladies man!... Yeah, this ended better than I thought it would actually.
dkane 12
It makes him look like a douche, which girls seem to like
cheeeksss 29
You can also impress a girl with your brain, OP. Remember that.
GreenArrow085 6
No you can't, nice guys finish last...ALWAYS
stormy0307 16
That's what I did. Both my fiancée and I are engineers so it was easy to get along with her and impress her mentally.
SecundusSecunda 27
I'm not sure why anyone would be impressed by that? It's like revving the engine of a sports car
junjunbun 28
Every FML with the sentence "trying to impress" always end up failing spectacularly and with a YDI vote. This one is not an exception.
moondoglou420 17
Wait.. You're saying FML stories about attempting to impress women end badly!? Impossible!! Nothing bad ever happens to people on this site!
junjunbun 28
So trying to be cool and impressive always end up good and you actually look cool? In what universe do you live in 31? I totally want to go there!
coolnopedude 11
Lol I hope you two end up together:) i love love!!!! Have a good day ???