Invisible
Canada
Today, I realized that the only time I've ever been noticed by my classmates is when I brought cake for the potluck. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
emselin
Niv, Denmark
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
mortenp
United States
Today, the shy girl in my class brought a cake to share with everyone, since it's her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "Happy Birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class knew her name, myself included. FML
bdayboy
United States
Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML
The unfavorite
United States
Lonesome today
Today, I've noticed a pattern with my classmates: Every time a new student shows up, they are treated by my classmates as though they've known each other for years. Everyone except me. When I first came along, I was more or less a wallflower. No one wanted anything to do with me. The same is true today. FML
Anonymous
Thornbury, United Kingdom
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks guys
Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML
Anonymous
Dartmouth, Canada
Today, I realized that the only times I get to hang out with my friends outside of school are when one of them accidentally mentions plans in front of me and they are obligated by social protocol to invite me. FML
theman
Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML
jet8725
United States
Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML
Sam
Party for One!
Today, at the supermarket, I bought a cake and had my friend's name put on it. It wasn't anyone's birthday, I just wanted to feel less ashamed about buying a whole cake for myself. FML
Top comments
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Laxatives in the cake batter? Anyone? Haaaa. Show em', OP.
smokeymcpottt 3
Now you know not to bring salad... Cause everyone knows, you don't make friends with salad.
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alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Laxatives in the cake batter? Anyone? Haaaa. Show em', OP.
SokDek 14
oh yea!
kruzito 0
there's a mexican saying: "they only come when the cactus has fruit"
Trace01m 11
Dammit! I had the same thought. Those assholes will notice you're the only one who's intestines aren't trying to evacuate!
very_ugly_girl 0
I tried that before, not a smart decision. On the same day there were college representatives touring our school and had some of my cake. I wanted to get into their colleges, but could not due to my foolish behavior.
ElishaxMelxKym 0
Lol 13 I got that ;D
Adolf_Grammer_Hi 0
Oh really?
fakeaccountX 6
There's also a Polish saying: "They only come when the pierogie has cheese." Wait what?
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
The sayings are sad but true. Although I do not understand #38's... #28- What do you get exactly? I don't think anyone is following.
zkchild 0
@40 I think she's just saying that she gets why he said "oh ya" in his comment. Hes got a picture of the cool aid man and he says oh ya when he jumps through a wall. There's not a lot eles to get from it, but I could be wrong.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
45- I see haha silly girl..
jayrub 0
if you don't do anything to be noticed then you will not be noticed. it is completely your fault because you haven't taken the opportunity to get out of your comfort zone and do something or say something worth remembering
DrAwesome 6
Looks like you can't have your cake and never mind I feel like this pun has been made way too much on this site. But is it really anyone else's fault?
HesJustTheBest 0
The cake was a lie.
lovelove24 1
exactly.
CitizenSnipz 0
At least the OP is -puts on sunglasses- Still Alive. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH (Dont delete or mod my comment if you don't get it, please.)
noeryu 1
That statment is false the cake is not a lie. It is in part two and at the end of the credits in part one.
Brittneyyyy 7
You obviously need to start bringing them cake more often.
Brandi_Faith 34
Agreed!! Just keep bringing food to class! Like muffins and cookies, ect. That will get you noticed at least, then it's up to you to talk them and do the rest! But trust me, food is the way to any mans heart, so you'll definately get guy friends!!
salmendoza9 0
aww man thats just sad
smokeymcpottt 3
Now you know not to bring salad... Cause everyone knows, you don't make friends with salad.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
A potluck is a small gathering where everyone brings a dish to share.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
CAKE?! Can I get some?????
very_ugly_girl 0
That is not a smart question. The cake was probably gone by now and you have the nerve to asked this girl for some cake.
urdirtyolduncle 15
why,yes you may :D
EpicPear 0
But, I thought the cake was a lie.
noeryu 1
The cake was never a lie!
valri3 0
Well eat all of the cake infront of their faces and make sure they notice when the frosting is on the rims of your lips and your making nom nom nom noises.
killabee 0
"the rims of your lips" made me gag a little.
MrCalves 1
Yeah, awful choice of words there
RedPillSucks 33
Why? Which lips were you thinking of?
yourmothersass 0
cool story, bro.